East of the Sun and West of the Moon
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100
Challenge word: mom
Warnings: none
Summary: A little speculation about what is happening with the lost souls cast out of heaven when Metatron turfed everyone out…
This limbo, veil or whatever-the-hell you call it – this place where Metatron stashed all the human souls that got banished from heaven - quite frankly sucks.
Ellen rolls her eyes and wishes she had one of those judges' gavels to bang – though she's at the stage where she'd probably bash it over someone's head instead of on the table. This constant bickering's wearing her down.
When Bobby finally roars, "Do I look like your freaking mom? Now y'all quiet down and let Ellen speak her piece!" Ellen could have kissed him.
"I know where Heaven's back door is," she said.