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WARNING- Just for you people who will probably be confused in the following chapters, not all the chapters have to do with the previous chapters. For example: The first chapter can be about two characters and the second could be about two completely different people. And just because we feel like it..Faust is every last one of them for no apparent reason...doin' stuff. And so it begins....
P.S. These lil doo dads blah mean it's a thought.
The Guilty Gear Cupid Affairs
The Restraunt Affair
Three days full of training and exercising in the rugged mountains in southern China, Chipp realizes that.....people need to eat. So he journeys to the nearest town to forage for food. Holding his stomach and cringing at the disgusting food he found along the way, he began to lose all hope of finding something eatable. Pizza...what kind of disgusting meal is that supposed to be? He thought to himself, peering at the cheese and sauce covered pie through a glass window. He was just about to head back when suddenly a gust of wind brought the most delightful aroma to his grateful nose. He closed his eyes and, not even realizing it, followed the smell to a quaint little restraunt hidden in the back of the town. A white sign with red letters mounted at front reading, All Meals Half Off. Opon entering he was immediately seated and brought a menu.
"I don't want a menu," He said throwing it in the waiter's face. "Just give me whatever smells so damn good!" He grumbled and leaned back in the chair resting his feet on the table. The waiter rolled his eyes and disapeared into the kitchen.
After only about five minutes of waiting, a pretty petite brown hair girl wearing a ruby red dress that barely makes it past her thighs, comes out holding the food Chipp so desperately desired.
"Here you are!" she beams winking a sparkling brown eye. "Enjoy!" she twirls around and placed the platter next to his feet then skips back to the kitchen.
Chipp smirked without looking up at the girl and began to eat the mixed meal of Chinese rice, meat bread, chicken, and ramen. Food never tasted so good! He thought while scarfing the meal down. His rude table manners aroused the attention of the waiter he threw his menu at. He casualy walked over trying to dodge the flying food.
"E-excuse me...Sir?" He began flicking rice off his cheek. "You're disturbing the other customers. We would highly appreciate it if you would...um...stop."
Chipp did stop, a chicken leg half eaten in his hand, slowly turning from his meal to meet the man's eyes. He then grinned and took a final bite out of his chicken leg before hurling it at the man's face. The man staggered back and almost ran into another waitress wearing blue. The man, trying to keep his cool, cleans himself off and again approaches the grinning ninja.
"Sir...that would be the opposite of what I just said...would you please be more courteous to the others diners."
"I don't have to be couteous to anyone, you are supposed to be serving me, not pretending to be my mom." "If you don't behave we are going to have to kick you out of the restraunt," the waiter smirks, "My son."
Chipp stood up and grabed the waiter by the collar.
"You want to repeat that last part? Sir?"
"S..Sir...I-I'm going to have to ask you to..um..leave and pay full price for your meal," he managed to blurt out.
Chipp snorted arrogantly and tossed the waiter aside. "Who would pay for this shitty ass food?!" he lied. Oh man...that food was so good. Chipp pulled out his shimmering blade and directed it at the waiter menacingly. The waiter paniced and fled to the kitchen Chipp laughed and flicked his nose.
As Chipp decided it would be a good time to leave, the kitchen doors flew open and the brown hair girl appeared again. He took a surprised step back and blinked.
"J-Jam?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "I didn't expect to see you here."
"I served you!" she explained stamping her foot.
"You did? Hm.." he shrugged and again turned to leave.
"Hold it! Where do you think you're going? You still have to pay and appologize to my waiter!"
"Why should I appologize to that bastard? And like I told him, I'm not paying."
"In that case I'm afraid I can't let you go, I'll have to beat it out of you!"
"Fine by me." he winked and suddenly transported himself to the street. He gave a taunting smile and waved his hand energetically. "Byeee!" he called out.
"What?! Wait a minute!" Jam flipped over some tables and darted in the street to meet him. She raised into her crane stance. "I'm not done with you yet!" she leaped into the air with a kick targeted at his head. He smirked and raised his blade in defense.
"Eeeek!" she screamed and avoided the blade by stopping herself short and falling to the ground. "Weapons are not fair!" she pouted.
"Charging people full price for a meal that is supposed to be on sale isn't very nice either," he snapped.
She growled and flipped back onto her feet. "Enough of this nonsense!" she moved her hands in a circular motion, calling apon the power of the pheonix. She glowed a bright white aura and spirted toward Chipp with her fist at ready. Calling on her ki she let out a loud cry of effort shooting out an inferno in the shape of a bird.
"Holy zen!" Chipp jumped back and transported just in time to avoid the attack. He appeared behind her just as she landed. She once again let out a cry of effort and finished her assault with a spinning back kick. He slid under her to yet again avoid the attack.
"Stand still!" she screamed.
"You know..." he gave a short laugh "I can see right up your skirt doing that," curving up his lips in a mocking smile.
Jam's face turned beet red and she protectivly pulled down her skirt vainly. "You pervert!" Jam, in rage, charged at him again shrieking out her cry of war. She prepared her pheonix again and engulfed her arm in flames.
This is familiar. Chipp thought to himself, and without a second's hesitation appeared at her back and locked her arms from behind. "Wait....you're pretty flexabl-" a shoe in his face stopped him short and he gave a cry of pain.
"Ouch damnit! That fucking hurt!" he cursed, holding back a tear or two. He then struck her in the chest and quickly tripped her from behind. Jam braced herself for the attack as he plunged himself toward her.
Suddenly, a disambodied voice echoed around him. He fell foward and remained hovering over Jam.
"You love her..." the voice whispers. "Kiss her..."
Chipp looks frantically around. "Who the hell...?" He is suddenly filled with an urge to gaze at Jam as she lay helplessly under him.
Yep....there she is....right under me..just..being a girl. Oh god.. You know I never noticed she has such a beautiful face. Wait! What the hell am I thinking?!
"I'll tell you what you're thinking!" the voice answered.
Chipp was then alerted to a sharp prick on his shoulder. He looked to see a little pink arrow lodged in his flesh. Glancing up he noticed a strange figure with a paper bag on his head and wielding an umbrella levitating above the ground.
"F-Faust...?" a feeling of overwhelming passion surged through the young ninja's body as he then met the eyes of Jam. He could only muster a blank and almost embarrased look as he tried to form words with his mouth.
"W-hy...what are you doing Chipp?" she then realized the postion they were in, "You are such a pervert!" and thrusted the palm of her fist into his chin.
I think that was supposed to hurt...
"Kiss her..." the voice repeated.
Jam was puzzled by Chipp's reaction, or in this case there was no reaction at all, and lay there blinking. "Um...." she started but was intrupted by a sharp pain in her leg.
"J-Jam...I...I..uh.." he leaned forward closing the gap between them.
"Chipp...."
"Ooooooh, this is were it gets interesting!" the voice excitedly announced.
"Faust! Go away!" Chipp yelled.
"I'm not Faust...." he opened the umbrella, "I'm Mary Popins!" and drifted off with the wind.
I'm lost...what was that all abou-
Jam suddenly grabbed Chipp and kissed him with a great deal of passion. Thunder rolled across the sky and rain began to pour down. Jam released and stared up at the bewildered Chipp. They then rose to their feet without saying a word. The cold rain beat down opon them as they stood there, neither knowing excatly what they should do next. Chipp looked down at his feet and smiled nervously. He then walked closer to Jam and gathered her into his arms embracing her gently in the rain.
WARNING- Just for you people who will probably be confused in the following chapters, not all the chapters have to do with the previous chapters. For example: The first chapter can be about two characters and the second could be about two completely different people. And just because we feel like it..Faust is every last one of them for no apparent reason...doin' stuff. And so it begins....
P.S. These lil doo dads blah mean it's a thought.
The Guilty Gear Cupid Affairs
The Restraunt Affair
Three days full of training and exercising in the rugged mountains in southern China, Chipp realizes that.....people need to eat. So he journeys to the nearest town to forage for food. Holding his stomach and cringing at the disgusting food he found along the way, he began to lose all hope of finding something eatable. Pizza...what kind of disgusting meal is that supposed to be? He thought to himself, peering at the cheese and sauce covered pie through a glass window. He was just about to head back when suddenly a gust of wind brought the most delightful aroma to his grateful nose. He closed his eyes and, not even realizing it, followed the smell to a quaint little restraunt hidden in the back of the town. A white sign with red letters mounted at front reading, All Meals Half Off. Opon entering he was immediately seated and brought a menu.
"I don't want a menu," He said throwing it in the waiter's face. "Just give me whatever smells so damn good!" He grumbled and leaned back in the chair resting his feet on the table. The waiter rolled his eyes and disapeared into the kitchen.
After only about five minutes of waiting, a pretty petite brown hair girl wearing a ruby red dress that barely makes it past her thighs, comes out holding the food Chipp so desperately desired.
"Here you are!" she beams winking a sparkling brown eye. "Enjoy!" she twirls around and placed the platter next to his feet then skips back to the kitchen.
Chipp smirked without looking up at the girl and began to eat the mixed meal of Chinese rice, meat bread, chicken, and ramen. Food never tasted so good! He thought while scarfing the meal down. His rude table manners aroused the attention of the waiter he threw his menu at. He casualy walked over trying to dodge the flying food.
"E-excuse me...Sir?" He began flicking rice off his cheek. "You're disturbing the other customers. We would highly appreciate it if you would...um...stop."
Chipp did stop, a chicken leg half eaten in his hand, slowly turning from his meal to meet the man's eyes. He then grinned and took a final bite out of his chicken leg before hurling it at the man's face. The man staggered back and almost ran into another waitress wearing blue. The man, trying to keep his cool, cleans himself off and again approaches the grinning ninja.
"Sir...that would be the opposite of what I just said...would you please be more courteous to the others diners."
"I don't have to be couteous to anyone, you are supposed to be serving me, not pretending to be my mom." "If you don't behave we are going to have to kick you out of the restraunt," the waiter smirks, "My son."
Chipp stood up and grabed the waiter by the collar.
"You want to repeat that last part? Sir?"
"S..Sir...I-I'm going to have to ask you to..um..leave and pay full price for your meal," he managed to blurt out.
Chipp snorted arrogantly and tossed the waiter aside. "Who would pay for this shitty ass food?!" he lied. Oh man...that food was so good. Chipp pulled out his shimmering blade and directed it at the waiter menacingly. The waiter paniced and fled to the kitchen Chipp laughed and flicked his nose.
As Chipp decided it would be a good time to leave, the kitchen doors flew open and the brown hair girl appeared again. He took a surprised step back and blinked.
"J-Jam?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "I didn't expect to see you here."
"I served you!" she explained stamping her foot.
"You did? Hm.." he shrugged and again turned to leave.
"Hold it! Where do you think you're going? You still have to pay and appologize to my waiter!"
"Why should I appologize to that bastard? And like I told him, I'm not paying."
"In that case I'm afraid I can't let you go, I'll have to beat it out of you!"
"Fine by me." he winked and suddenly transported himself to the street. He gave a taunting smile and waved his hand energetically. "Byeee!" he called out.
"What?! Wait a minute!" Jam flipped over some tables and darted in the street to meet him. She raised into her crane stance. "I'm not done with you yet!" she leaped into the air with a kick targeted at his head. He smirked and raised his blade in defense.
"Eeeek!" she screamed and avoided the blade by stopping herself short and falling to the ground. "Weapons are not fair!" she pouted.
"Charging people full price for a meal that is supposed to be on sale isn't very nice either," he snapped.
She growled and flipped back onto her feet. "Enough of this nonsense!" she moved her hands in a circular motion, calling apon the power of the pheonix. She glowed a bright white aura and spirted toward Chipp with her fist at ready. Calling on her ki she let out a loud cry of effort shooting out an inferno in the shape of a bird.
"Holy zen!" Chipp jumped back and transported just in time to avoid the attack. He appeared behind her just as she landed. She once again let out a cry of effort and finished her assault with a spinning back kick. He slid under her to yet again avoid the attack.
"Stand still!" she screamed.
"You know..." he gave a short laugh "I can see right up your skirt doing that," curving up his lips in a mocking smile.
Jam's face turned beet red and she protectivly pulled down her skirt vainly. "You pervert!" Jam, in rage, charged at him again shrieking out her cry of war. She prepared her pheonix again and engulfed her arm in flames.
This is familiar. Chipp thought to himself, and without a second's hesitation appeared at her back and locked her arms from behind. "Wait....you're pretty flexabl-" a shoe in his face stopped him short and he gave a cry of pain.
"Ouch damnit! That fucking hurt!" he cursed, holding back a tear or two. He then struck her in the chest and quickly tripped her from behind. Jam braced herself for the attack as he plunged himself toward her.
Suddenly, a disambodied voice echoed around him. He fell foward and remained hovering over Jam.
"You love her..." the voice whispers. "Kiss her..."
Chipp looks frantically around. "Who the hell...?" He is suddenly filled with an urge to gaze at Jam as she lay helplessly under him.
Yep....there she is....right under me..just..being a girl. Oh god.. You know I never noticed she has such a beautiful face. Wait! What the hell am I thinking?!
"I'll tell you what you're thinking!" the voice answered.
Chipp was then alerted to a sharp prick on his shoulder. He looked to see a little pink arrow lodged in his flesh. Glancing up he noticed a strange figure with a paper bag on his head and wielding an umbrella levitating above the ground.
"F-Faust...?" a feeling of overwhelming passion surged through the young ninja's body as he then met the eyes of Jam. He could only muster a blank and almost embarrased look as he tried to form words with his mouth.
"W-hy...what are you doing Chipp?" she then realized the postion they were in, "You are such a pervert!" and thrusted the palm of her fist into his chin.
I think that was supposed to hurt...
"Kiss her..." the voice repeated.
Jam was puzzled by Chipp's reaction, or in this case there was no reaction at all, and lay there blinking. "Um...." she started but was intrupted by a sharp pain in her leg.
"J-Jam...I...I..uh.." he leaned forward closing the gap between them.
"Chipp...."
"Ooooooh, this is were it gets interesting!" the voice excitedly announced.
"Faust! Go away!" Chipp yelled.
"I'm not Faust...." he opened the umbrella, "I'm Mary Popins!" and drifted off with the wind.
I'm lost...what was that all abou-
Jam suddenly grabbed Chipp and kissed him with a great deal of passion. Thunder rolled across the sky and rain began to pour down. Jam released and stared up at the bewildered Chipp. They then rose to their feet without saying a word. The cold rain beat down opon them as they stood there, neither knowing excatly what they should do next. Chipp looked down at his feet and smiled nervously. He then walked closer to Jam and gathered her into his arms embracing her gently in the rain.