Disclaimer - I don't own Final Fantasy, Who wants to be a millionaire, or
any other thing that may be copyrighted.
a/n: I'm sorry if this has been done before, but it's not like I'm going to go though every single story ever made just to see if it has or not, and this is my first fic on Fanfiction.net.. so..
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Joe: "Welcome to "Who wants to be a Materiare"! I'm your host some random person named Steve who you've never met before! Let's met our contestants who are going to be answering a long line of questions for the materia we secretly took from them and their friends."
Barret: *has just shot the light above him out for being too bright* "damn stages."
Aeris: "I'll get that useless materia back! It made it a very pretty hair accessory, I can't live without it!"
Heidegger: "gyahahaha"
Cait Sith: ph33r the fortune telling cats folks!
Elena: "I'll make sure I win this, I'm not even exactly sure why I'm here but I'll win it nevertheless. If I don't win it then you"
Joe: "only I'm allowed to take up more then 10 seconds in the intro speech, I'm cutting you off."
Cid: "Why the mother fucking hell am I here?! I didn't sign up for this, where the fuck is my free lunch you promised!?"
Yuffie: "YEY! MATERIANESS! "
Rude: ".."
Joe: "Alrighty now! Let's do the fastest finger question! Put the following numbers in order from the order they accrue. 7, 3, 43, 45435435435435. Now let's see the results."
Barret - incorrect
Aeris - .0003
Heidegger - 9.2
Cait Sith - 1.4
Elena - 1.6
Cid - 2.8
Yuffie - 1.7
Rude - incorrect
Joe: Looks like our first contestant is.. Aeris! Come to the sacred seat where you sweat your glands off and then some.
Aeris: This is so amazing! I just pressed buttons! Say.. wanna buy a flower?
Joe: No, I despise flowers. Now sit now.
Aeris: this seat is soft!
Joe: . let's just start. For 1/10 of the materia, what color is the sky?
A. Orange B. Green
C. Blue D. Black
Aeris: Blue!
Joe: *isn't going to bother to do that "is that your final answer?" stuff* Correct! Now for 2/10 of the materia.. what is the name of the reactor in sector 3?
A. Mt. Nibel B. Sector 6 Reactor
C. Sector 3 Reactor D. New York
Aeris: Sector 6 Reactor, I'm pretty sure.
Joe: WRONG! You go away with nothing, now leave.
Aeris: NOOOOOOOO!! I want my hair accessory!
Joe: You said it did nothing.
Aeris: but it's pretty!
Elena: It's not his fault you can't answer questions that are completely obvio..
Joe: since when can the other contestants talk?
Elena: you never told us we couldn't.
Joe: oh.
Aeris: Just don't let them have my hair thingy!!
Cid: I thought he told you to fucking leave!
Aeris: But.. it was my mothers!
Heidegger: gyaa *gets up and attempts to punch her*
Joe: !! No abusing contestants!
Heidegger: *tries to punch Joe*
Joe: Let's get a restraining order on this guy! *two camera men come out and put him in a straight jacket* Much better. This has to be the oddest group I've ever seen.
Cait Sith: You all are being kinda rude to her, ya know?
Joe: I'm not rude, he is. *points to the guy who hasn't said anything the entire time yet*
Aeris: *is giggling* I will go home and prey for my useless materia now. I spend 23/6 of my time in a church. Be warned.
Joe: Riigghhtt
Cid: I helped you get rid of her! Now gimme my shitty lunch
Joe: You get it after the shows over, do you people ever shut up?
Cait Sith: I'll make them shut up if you let me read your fortune!
Elena: Ooo can I get my fortune read?
Yuffie: Me too! I wanna know if I'll ever get tons of materia!
Joe: ... bleh! I'm just gonna end this episode.
a/n: I'm sorry if this has been done before, but it's not like I'm going to go though every single story ever made just to see if it has or not, and this is my first fic on Fanfiction.net.. so..
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Joe: "Welcome to "Who wants to be a Materiare"! I'm your host some random person named Steve who you've never met before! Let's met our contestants who are going to be answering a long line of questions for the materia we secretly took from them and their friends."
Barret: *has just shot the light above him out for being too bright* "damn stages."
Aeris: "I'll get that useless materia back! It made it a very pretty hair accessory, I can't live without it!"
Heidegger: "gyahahaha"
Cait Sith: ph33r the fortune telling cats folks!
Elena: "I'll make sure I win this, I'm not even exactly sure why I'm here but I'll win it nevertheless. If I don't win it then you"
Joe: "only I'm allowed to take up more then 10 seconds in the intro speech, I'm cutting you off."
Cid: "Why the mother fucking hell am I here?! I didn't sign up for this, where the fuck is my free lunch you promised!?"
Yuffie: "YEY! MATERIANESS! "
Rude: ".."
Joe: "Alrighty now! Let's do the fastest finger question! Put the following numbers in order from the order they accrue. 7, 3, 43, 45435435435435. Now let's see the results."
Barret - incorrect
Aeris - .0003
Heidegger - 9.2
Cait Sith - 1.4
Elena - 1.6
Cid - 2.8
Yuffie - 1.7
Rude - incorrect
Joe: Looks like our first contestant is.. Aeris! Come to the sacred seat where you sweat your glands off and then some.
Aeris: This is so amazing! I just pressed buttons! Say.. wanna buy a flower?
Joe: No, I despise flowers. Now sit now.
Aeris: this seat is soft!
Joe: . let's just start. For 1/10 of the materia, what color is the sky?
A. Orange B. Green
C. Blue D. Black
Aeris: Blue!
Joe: *isn't going to bother to do that "is that your final answer?" stuff* Correct! Now for 2/10 of the materia.. what is the name of the reactor in sector 3?
A. Mt. Nibel B. Sector 6 Reactor
C. Sector 3 Reactor D. New York
Aeris: Sector 6 Reactor, I'm pretty sure.
Joe: WRONG! You go away with nothing, now leave.
Aeris: NOOOOOOOO!! I want my hair accessory!
Joe: You said it did nothing.
Aeris: but it's pretty!
Elena: It's not his fault you can't answer questions that are completely obvio..
Joe: since when can the other contestants talk?
Elena: you never told us we couldn't.
Joe: oh.
Aeris: Just don't let them have my hair thingy!!
Cid: I thought he told you to fucking leave!
Aeris: But.. it was my mothers!
Heidegger: gyaa *gets up and attempts to punch her*
Joe: !! No abusing contestants!
Heidegger: *tries to punch Joe*
Joe: Let's get a restraining order on this guy! *two camera men come out and put him in a straight jacket* Much better. This has to be the oddest group I've ever seen.
Cait Sith: You all are being kinda rude to her, ya know?
Joe: I'm not rude, he is. *points to the guy who hasn't said anything the entire time yet*
Aeris: *is giggling* I will go home and prey for my useless materia now. I spend 23/6 of my time in a church. Be warned.
Joe: Riigghhtt
Cid: I helped you get rid of her! Now gimme my shitty lunch
Joe: You get it after the shows over, do you people ever shut up?
Cait Sith: I'll make them shut up if you let me read your fortune!
Elena: Ooo can I get my fortune read?
Yuffie: Me too! I wanna know if I'll ever get tons of materia!
Joe: ... bleh! I'm just gonna end this episode.