Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2 and blah blah blah...


THE FIRST AND ONLY CHAPTER!!!! *wonderful music plays*


Akane was walking around Jusenkyo trying to find the spring of drowned man.
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Flashback
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Oh wow Akane, what'd you win this time? Akane had just won another of those contests that seem to happen in Nerima too often and Akane always wins. Well what do ya know? It's a trip for one to Jusenkyo! What're the odds? Well, I'm getting sick of Ranma's stupid curse anyway, so I might as well get the cure...
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End Flashback
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Why did I go? Why didn't I just let Ranma come and cure his own damn curse? Oh well, too late now... Suddenly she spots the Jusenkyo guide person. Oh! Hey! Can you help me sir? I need to find the spring of drowned man! He gave her a retarded look. Why you want go there? You fine as girl! She gets a sweatdrop. Not for me! Oh yes, come this way please!

So as so many others had before her she very stupidly walks willingly into the legendary training grounds of accursed springs. And also as others had done, she falls into one. And as usual, the guide freaks out and gives a History lesson. Aiyaa! You fall in Spring of drowned mosquito! There tragic story, very tragic, of mosquito who drown there 3000 year ago! Now who ever fall in spring, take body of mosquito!

So Akane the mosquito flies out of the spring and heads back to Nerima. And she heads to the public bath, turns back into a girl, and steals someone else's clothes. And also like so many others had done before her, she walks past that annoying old woman at the exact moment she HAPPENS to be watering the plants. So now Akane is a mosquito again, so the whole bath-house thing was completely irrelevant to my story.

As she's flying back home in the dark, she sees a light on at the Kuno's house. And unwillingly is forced to fly up and start running into it. But it turned out to be a bug zapper, so Akane the mosquito was fried to a crisp!

The End!


A/N- There, see? I TOLD you it was retarded! ^_^'