Sixty-Seven: A Little Nightmares Shipping Fic

A/N: This Little Nightmares fanfic is an AU where Six, Seven and the Nomes are taller, (About as tall as the Janitor), and the people are nice to one and other. Enjoy. ((Spoiler! Lemons will come!) and yes, I don't own Little Nightmares or the cute characters that exist within itself.

Characters:

Six

Seven

The Janitor

Chapter One

Six left the elevator and walked up to Seven and Roger the Janitor, who were sitting in Roger's room, tinkering with wrenches.

"Ahem…" Six cleared her throat.

Seven turned around. "Oh. Six. Heh, didn't see you there…whaddia need?" He asked.

"I actually came to talk to Roger."

"What is it, love?" He asked without turning around, speaking in his deep and stuffy British accent.

"Do you have some nice clothes I could use? The cooks want me to do some waiting for the guests." She said.

"Ah. Of course. You may use my dressing room. I'm SURE there are some clothes that fit." The long armed man replied.

Six took off her raincoat, revealing a white tank top and a pair of jeans. "I have to go to the processing area and get the cheese cloth." Roger said as he walked to the elevator with his short legs.

Six left the raincoat on the workbench. "Watch that for me would you?"

Seven nodded as Six walked to Roger's dressing room. After a minute, she came out wearing a white dress.

"Tell Roger that I'll be back in a few hours. If you guys are hungry, you're welcome to join me." Six said cheerfully.

Seven nodded. And the second her footsteps against the creaky floors faded out, Seven picked up her raincoat and took a large whiff of sweat and rose hip perfume. He let out a perverted shudder at the smell.

"You glorious bastard…" Roger said from the corner of the room.

"What the…?" Seven turned around. "How long have you been standing there?!" He exclaimed.

"Since you took a big sniff of Six's jacket." Roger plainly said.

"Did you get the cheese cloth?" Seven asked.

Roger answered by reaching over to Seven so he could get the cheese cloth from him.

"Wrap those cuts of meat in the cloth and put them on the hooks so they get sent to the kitchens, would you?" Roger requested.

"Alright. But the thing is, Roger, I really LIKE Six, but I don't know what to SAY to her…" Simon noted as he wrapped the first cut of meat in the cloth.

"See, Seven, to TRULY get a woman, you need to ease her into it." Roger explained as he sat down in a chair. "Ask her to sit with you at dinner. Go on a journey in the Maw, somewhere neither of you have been. Cook her a nice meal, the options go on and ON."

"Ok. I'm gonna take your…suitable advice and go have some dinner with her." Seven declared as he stood up. "And Roger? Why was there a white dress in your dressing room?"

"That girl, Five, uses my dressing room and must have left it in there…"

Seven shrugged at the blind man and went to the elevator. "If any Nomes come by, tell them at Seven is busy and can't play with them. Ok?"

"Ok. Good luck out there, Romeo." Roger called out as the elevator closed.

To be continued

A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed that! In a few days, I'll upload the next chapter. Spoilers: Six or Seven kisses the other on the cheek, Seven talks to the Nomes about it, and something funny happens to the Janitor. Thanks, I love you guys for reading, and sit tight for chapter two!

-SkY