PLG: Hey peoplz! This is a Hiccstrid oneshot based on one of the poems I had to study in my English class: "The River Merchants Wife: A Letter" which was written by a Chinese poet named Li Po.
Gaia: PLG doesn't own HTTYD or that poem that she mentioned. This is a parody…I think.
PLG: ROLL THE FILM!
The Dragon Tamer's Girlfriend: A Letter
Astrid's POV
While I had my maiden band around my forehead
I trained for the honor of killing the dragon
Then you suddenly came and stole my thunder
But then I soon fell in love with you after the flight
After the battle, we went on living on Berk
Two Vikings, now without dislike or pressure
At fourteen I became your girlfriend
When the news came out, I never laughed, being bashful
When you do something crazy or stupid I always punch your arm
But I always remember to kiss you right after
At fifteen I stopped being embarrassed
I desire us to fly in the sky forever
And for us to always be together
Why should I be embarrassed anymore?
At sixteen you left
You went to the other tribes to teach them how to train dragons
And you have been gone for many months
The dragons make sorrowful noises as I look overhead
You dragged your prosthetic when you and your dragon went out
And in the cove, the plants have grown quickly, it's now overgrown
It'll be hard to clear them away
The harsh winter will soon be here
And I see the light snowflakes fall onto the garden
And pairs of dragons and people going around the village
The sight hurts me
As time pasts, I grow older and older
If you are going back soon, from the many Viking tribes you've visited
Please tell me now
And I'll go out there to find you and meet you again
Even if I have to drag you back from Hel itself
PLG: Okay. Apparently parodies and poetry is not my specialty.
Gaia: Please review and favorite and flames shall be burned by Toothless.
PLG: See ya later, peoplz!