Why Bella Chose Edward over Jacob/Reasons why Bella Should chose Edward
*Author's Note*
This is not for Edward fans, oh contrary this is for people who love Jacob.
*Disclaimer*
I do not own Edward, Bella, or Jacob.
Why Bella chose Edward.
-When Bella found out that Edward was a vampire and so were the rest of the Cullens were too she figured that she didn't want to be eaten.
-She was obsessed with sparkles.
-She found out he was rich.
-She loves bats.
-She wanted to be popular.
-She was desperate to get a boy-friend.
-She didn't know how to say "No" when Edward proposed to her.
-Vampires are cool so she figured it would be the only way that she could become one.
-She's blind.
-She likes people who fail a lot (I mean, he's repeated high school, like, a gazillion times!).
-She wants to make other people jealous.
*Author's Note*
I'm sorry but I can't think of other reasons why she chose Edward that are negative…
I thought reasons why she SHOULDN'T chose Edward…
Why Bella SHOULDN'T chose Edward.
-Real men don't sparkle.
-He's a leach.
-He's a stalker.
-Edward doesn't have a six pack.
-Edward is cold (both in heart and in skin).
-A fluffy, warm pillow is better than a solid, sparkly, cold rock.
-People fear bats.
-Edward's a giant ace cube.
-Edward falls in love with his food, especially people he really wants to eat.
-Vampires are based off bats, right? All bats can fly and hang upside-down. Edward climbs tree's and swims, bats don't! Werewolves are based off dogs; at least Jacob turns into a wolf! I thought vampires could turn into bats! Edward is an insult to vampires everywhere.
-If Bella was smart, she would have chosen Jacob over Edward.
The End