Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter…if I did Fred wouldn't have died. I'm currently FURIOUS at J.K. Rowling for killing him…isn't it enough Georgie lost an ear.
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Weird things happen to Angelina when she is with Fred Weasley. Some of the weird things she enjoys and would not change for all the galleons in the world. This moment in time was not one of them.
"Fredrick Bernard Weasley, get your ass in here now." screamed a very frustrated Angelina Johnson.
"Coming Angel." replied the red-headed bastard, or at least he was a bastard in Angelina's mind.
Fred Weasley entered his and his girlfriend of seven years shared bathroom. Wearing a pair of navy blue boxers, a loose fitting white tee-shirt, and his ginger colored hair was a complete mess.
"Something the matter, Angel?" whispered Fred, his voice sugar-coated with fake innocence.
Fred took a moment to look over his girlfriend's appearance. Dark hair thrashed, her pajama bottoms dripping, her fuzzy bunny slippers sopping.
"Sweetheart is there something you need to tell me, for instance why our bathtub just tried to EAT ME." questioned Angelina.
"Angie our bathtubs fine, I'll prove it to you." replied Fred walking over to said bathtub.
Fred reached out to turn the warm water on for Angelina, pausing to stare at her slightly shaken figure, and then he started the water, laughing at his silly girlfriend.
"See Angel, the bathtubs fine." said Fred turned to Angelina.
"Fred, I will ask you one more time. What the hell did you do to our bathtub?" growled Angelina.
"Oh…well if you really must know. George and I thought we could test out one of our new products on the tub. So can you describe what happened when the tub attacked you?" pleaded Fred.
"At this point you're lucky I haven't hexed you yet." shouted Angelina.
"Ahh…I love you too, Angel."
"Fred, the bathtub just attacked me!" yelled Angelina.
"Is that girl talk for 'I want to make love'?" queried Fred.
"You git, the bathtub just tried to EAT ME." bellowed Angelina.
"I heard you the first time, dear." replied Fred.
"Well aren't you going to make it up to me?" inquired Angelina, now sucking on Fred's collarbone.
"I'm not sure you really deserve it, after all the bathtub was not that vicious." teased Fred.
"Just remember to make the room sound proof, so I don't hear bro. Bad enough I have to listen to you to animals at night." reminded Fred's identical twin brother, George.
"Ya know mate, Mum would be really disappointed if she knew you didn't take her words of how 'Eavesdropping is Wrong' to heart." taunted Fred.
"Don't you both have a bed to keep busy in, mate." mocked George.
With that last comment from George, Fred and Angelina were off. Snogging before they even got to their room. Fred's shirt and Angelina's slippers where lost on the journey there.
"Can't keep your paws off each other for a minute can you?" teased George.