I had him. I had him finally, down on his knees, drooping like a sour peach, tears falling incandescant in the moonday dusk. His eyes hidden by a black mask, yet I could tell they were pleading and desperate for reprieve, but I had only just begun to prieve.
"Please, please let me go, kid flash. I won't tell your daddy I won't tell no one!" The bat howled against the cage
His screeches echoed off the walls and fell onto mostly nothing but about 1% fell into kid flashes delicate ears that were like perfectly cut apple slices with more detail, like god had made adam and eve and then had started cutting an apple real beautifully and decided these were for wally west. Obviously the kid wasn't going to budge for mere pleads so batman upped his game instantly.
"I'll give you anything! Even... MY DICK!" he screamed!
Kid whirrled around and around in surprise then dashed to the cage, "Are you serious? That's definitely what I want!"
His enthusiasm offputted the bat and he eyed him up carefully and decided he had to clarify or else be molested.
"Dick Grayson. I mean Robin, not MY PENIS you sick, now-19yr-old pervert!"
A backhand to his black head cut that burst of anger short and batman sobbed himself into an obsidian puddle of fear and despair and lonliness.
"Call him to me. " Kid Flash ordered. "Call my dick forth and instruct him to obey my every command and you shall be free."
Bruce nodded furiously and screeched, activating a special robin signal that is never seen because the technology was that only Robin could see it if he was in costume. Tense seconds passed.
Finally the dark haired acrobat flipped and fliddled into the lair and stopped dead at the sight of batman caged on the floor like a simple housemouse. He furiously scanned the cave till his eyes came to rest and soften at the sight of kid flash standing strong and even a little kinkily. He loved how Wally always looked like he could be wearing just body paint and some gloves and boots. 'If only I were colourblind' Robin sighed internally.
"ROBIN!" screeched the bat, much to his surprise. "Listen boy, you must, MUST do as Kid Flash says. It is of the utmost importance, do not question, do not hesitate, I must be free and quickly. To summarize: DO AS YOU ARE TOLD RIGHT NOW OR FOREVER THIS BE ON YOUR HEAD!"
"Take off all your clothes and lie down." Wally demanded.
Robin looked at his foster father with his 18-yr-old eyes and slowly started slipping his cape off, undoing his shirt, sliding his leggings off like unrolling condoms and he paused, with his thumbs hitched into his black RobinTM thong. Tears welled up in his eyes at the humiliation and sense of betrayal. He slowly started to pull his g-string down, bending over unintentionally sexually as he did so, the tears burning his virgin cheeks, and when he was down to his ankles he was toppled forward with a cry.
"Is it going to hurt?" He sobbed.
Kid flash pashed him on the mouth,
"It's already done, baby." And with that, he was a streaker of flesh as he dashed off home. For you see, robin may be named after a small bird, but kid flash mates like a sparrow which takes less than 6 seconds.
"Robin, you have proved your loyalty to me." Batman cooed. "You shall now be named: Nightwing."
And so, the story of Nightwing begins.
The End.