Hey, my name is Matt James Watson. But I go by M.J. Why am I here you ask? To tell you about my life and how I started dating Spider-Woman. Who is Spider-Woman? In my world, we have heroes and villains. Spider-Woman is a hero and a popular one as well. Before I go on let me tell you how I look. I have longer cherry red hair. I'm medium sized and not too muscular. I'm tall and told that I look hot by multiple people. My story starts in my junior year of high school. I was in the popular crowd. My old girlfriend used to bully people a lot. Including this girl name Penny Parker. I never really talked to her but I never bullied her either. But back then, I didn't know how much she will change my life. It started to get worse when my old girlfriend, Flash, would go out of her way to bully Penny Parker. One day, I had enough. When Flash was bullying her, I stepped in the way and told her to stop."If you're gonna be this way, than we're done." She said. "Fine, we're done." I said. She walked away. "Hey, my name's M.J." I said. I held out my hand. "My name's Penny." She said. "If she bothers you again, tell me, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you again. O.K.?" I said. She nodded her head. "You don't have many friends don't you?" I said. She nervously nodded her head. "Well, consider me as one." I said. "Hey, you wanna come by my house?" She said "What time?" "After school, wait, nevermind we have that field trip to Oscorp, maybe tomorrow?" I said. She smiled and nodded her head. During eighth period, we left towards Oscorp. My ex kept giving me dirty looks, and I sat with Penny. We were escorted around the lab, when Penny asked the guide where the bathroom is. The guide told her where it is. Penny introduced me to her friend Harriet Osborn before she left. She was a very nice person and it was cool how her mother owned Oscorp. When Penny came back, she kept her hands in her pocket. I asked her why and she said "There was not enough soap in the bathroom to wash it." I thought it was a stupid reason but didn't continue asking questions. On the bus ride back to the school, she said "Look, I don't think I can come over any time soon. I appreciate everything you've done but I'm... just not feeling that well." "It's fine, you can come over anytime you want to." I said. We kind of looked at each other in a weird way, then we got off of the bus. The next day, Penny was more cocky than usual. When my ex, Flash come over to bully her, she didn't have any of that shit. When they started to fight, Penny dodged Flash's punch and held her arm out of the air. She was about to break it but looked around and then tried to flee. On her way out, she told me "Come to my house after school." Then she left. Afterschool, I went to Penny's house. When I knocked, an old man answered the door. "Hi, I'm Penny's friend M.J." "Penny's told us all about you, come in." When I got in a saw an old woman in an arm chair watching TV. "I'm Penny's Uncle Mark." The old man said. "And she's my wife, Penny's Aunt Betty." Aunt Betty looked up and smiled. "Penny's waiting for you upstairs." I went upstairs to find Penny sitting on the foot of her bed. "Close the door." She said. I shut the door. "Do you know how to keep a secret, like until you die?" Penny asked me. "Yes, anything." "Do you remember the other day, when we went on a field trip to Oscorp." "Yeah." "Well, um... I don't know how to say this, but When I went to bathroom, I didn't really go." "I walked into a room and a spider bit me. But not just any spider. It was special." "The spider was radioactive and took immediate effect on my body. I got muscular and started to develop powers." Penny said. "Powers? What?" I said. "Yeah, watch." She said. She held put her hand put her pinkie , pointer, and thumb fingers up and put her middle finger and ring fingers down. A sort of web came out and hit the wall. "It's not just that though, I can climb walls, I'm stronger and faster, I have superhuman reflexes, and most importantly I have this sense when something's wrong." Penny said. "Wow." I said. "I'm thinking about using these powers for good, like becoming something more helpful and powerful the cops can ever be." Penny said. "Yeah, you should totally use these powers to help not to hurt." I said. "Are you gonna keep this all secret?" She asked me. "Yeah, I got you." I replied. "You now what would be funny, if you would dress up in a costume and become a superhero." I saw her eyes light up. "Oh no, you're not actually thinking of..." "Yeah, my name will be Spider-Woman." Penny said. "Shit, why did I say that." I thought to myself. I actually thought she was messing with me when she agreed but she wasn't. I found out that she wasn't by watching the news. STRANGE SPIDER WOMAN SAVING PEOPLE ALL OVER THE CITY. Oh god was I embarrassed. But at least she was using her powers for good. That night, I was sleeping when I heard a knock outside my window. I climbed out of my bed to find someone in a costume sitting on my fire escape. "Can I come in?" Penny's voice came out of the costume. I let her in the house. "So?" She said "What do you think?" "You look fine." I said. She was in red and blue spandex. I was still a bit skeptical about the whole thing. "Why are you helping all of these people?" I asked. "Because, I can and it's the right thing to do." She said and then she was gone. I thought to myself "There's something different about her, she's more sexy than she's ever been." I went back to sleep. The next day, I got the news. Penny's Aunt Betty had died last night. And Penny was down the whole day. It must suck to lose someone you love. I had sympathy for Penny. But we both knew she still had to help people no matter what. I guess her uncle gave her a talking to, because the next day she was inspired. To save as many people as possible. But for every superhero, theirs a super villain and Penny was right about to meet her's. This villain would put all of us in danger. Me, Penny, Penny's Uncle Mark, Harriet Osborn (I'll talk more about her later). Meet Adrianna Toomes. Toomes is a failed entrepreneur. Who was driven crazy by I actually don't know. But she broke into Oscorp and stole a flight suit that looks a lot like a vulture, she even had the claws. We started to call her vulture when we first saw her so I'll spare you the story. I haven't really even mentioned her in a long time but I've gotten close to Harriet Osborn, and for some reason she thinks I like her, but I really don't. She invited me to this weird party on a balcony with her mother, Norma Osborn, and her workmates. I accepted because I didn't have anything better to do. So we were at the party, Harriet Osborn tried to get closer to me but I didn't want any of that. That's when Vulture came. We all didn't know who the Vulture is but she introduced herself "Osborn! You rejected me, you ruined my career. You'll all pay this whole city will pay!" "Oh my god, that's Adrianna Toomes!" One of Norma's workmates said. Toomes started to cause chaos by somehow detatching parts of her wings and throwing them at people. Some were explosives, others were blades. One of the blades sliced my shirt and my chest started bleeding. People were dying, others were running inside. Then the Vulture found me. "Hello, I like you." She tried to snatch me but that's when Penny came, oh I'm sorry I mean "Spider-Woman". They started to wrestle. Penny disconnected the Vulture's suit but not before Vulture got a nice slice ag Spider-Woman and a bit of blood on her claws. Vulture was forced to flee. Penny said "I'll take you home." "No I 'd rather... you know what, take me home." I replied. She picked me up and well, took me home. When we got to my house. She kind of passed out by losing alot of blood. I got a first-aid kit out. We were talking while I was sewing her up. I took her mask off. "Hey, how are you?" "I'm fine." "Thank you for saving me back there or else, I would probably be in her lair right now." "It's just what I do." "I wanna repay you for saving me and for everything you've done for me." "Wha..." I pressed my lips up against her's. We both kissed back. We've always kind of been a thing. When we were done. The first thing she said was "Wow. You're good." "Yeah, I've done it before." "So, does that mean we're a thing now?" " I guess." And after that, we were a thing. It was sort of weird for the first few days but it all worked out. Meanwhile though, the Vulture was scheming. She used Penny's blood from her claw to her advantage. She scanned the DNA to find out who Penny was. Vulture made a plan to kill Penny and guess what? I was involved. The next day, I was walking to school when I saw another shadow reflect onto the ground. Puzzled, I looked up and guess who I saw. You guessed it, Vulture. I was snatched up like how you use a claw machine to grab a prize. I was brought to the top of a building. "Well, hello." Vulture said. "Looks like you were in the wrong place at the wrong time." "No I wasn't because Spider-Woman is gonna kick your ah..." Vulture had placed duct tape over my mouth. I couldn't speak and did it suck. Vulture pulled out white ropes and tied my wrists together and my ankles above my sandals together. Vulture had that rapey kind of vibe so I acted a but odd. "Now, to the lair!" She said. She used her claws to pick up my body and we took off. We got to her lair which was a tiny abandoned lab. Vulture used the remainder of the rope to tie me to a pillar. "You wanna talk, don't you?" I nodded my head. She took the tape off my mouth. "So, do you wanna know my masterful plan to kill your girlfriend?" "Wait, how do you know she's my girlfriend?" "I know many things!" "O.K. so what's your plan?" "You're the bait to lure your girlfriend out. I'll meet her on a rooftop and kill her. Then we will marry and cause crime together ." "How do you know that she'll come out?" "Simple." She took out a white handkerchief and tied it around my mouth and she took a picture. "I'll be back." She flew out of the lab. Shit. I couldn't speak or move. All I could do is look and struggle. Boy, was it boring. The ropes wouldn't budge either. Well, what happened next didn't follow Vulture's plan at all. Well you determine for yourself. Is crashing through the top window with Spider-Woman on top of you part of your plan? I'm guessing your answer is no. Vulture was out cold. Penny untied me. "Are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm fine, but if wasn't for you I'd be Mr. Toomes." She smiled at me. "You want me to take you home?" "Sure, but what are you gonna do with her?" "Turn her into the cops. Don't worry, She'll be contained." She smiled and me and kissed me. It still felt really weird. Penny carried me home and from that day, we've been a thing. She's been Spider-Woman and I've been Mr. Spider-Woman. All I basically do is get kidnapped though. I can't fight superhumans.

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