Numbah 1 cleard his throat loudly as the four other operatives were arguing amongst themselves.
Nigel(Yelling) Quiet down you fools, I have something to say.
Wally was first to shut his mouth as Nigel saw the rest do the same.
Nigel: Thank you, now to prove we're teenagers we have been given a project to pass.
Wally: Waht kind of project?
Nigel(Walking over to a covered cage) I have had Rachel or Numbah 362 to come and excplain everything.
Wally: Ohhhhhhh crud I hate Numbah 362.
Nigel: Don't say that to loud numbah 4, you might anger her.
Rachel: Too late Nigel, and Wally I'd like to see you after this meeting.
Wally(Getting nervous) Crud I'm being decomissioned I just know it.
Rachel: As you all know, there is a project they do in high school with babie's, to make teens act like parents.
Wally: Sounds like a bunch of crud to me.
Rachel: For somebody in the threat of being decomissioned you sure talk a big game Numbah 4.
Wally(Smiling guiltily) I was kidding, please go on.
Rachel(Pointing to the covered cage) Under this cover is our own batch of pretend babies, we will care for them, love them, and keep them alive.
Wally: For how long?
Rachel: Till the end of school, that's in three months, so you do the math Numbah 4.
Wally: What are they?
Rachel(Pulling the balnket off) Glad you asked Wally, taduhhhhhhh say hello to your children.
In the cage were three cute, cuddly, puppies sniffing, barking, whining, and panting.
Kuki: Awwwwwwwwwww aren't the little fella's the cutest things you've ever seen?
Rachel: At the end of the project it is your choice whether you want to keep the puppy or not.
Wally: I already know my answer is a big N-O
Rachel: Numbah 4 you really need to get on my good side at this point.
Wally: Forget it your cruddy puppies are not going to be anywhere near me.
Rachel stared hard at Wally as the other agents got a good distance away.
Rachel(Getting angry) Listen here bub, I am supreme leader of the kids Next Door, and what are you.
Wally gulped and stared into Rachel's firery eyes.
Rachel(Yelling and poking him) I- said- what- are- you?
Wally: I'm a numbah.
Rachel: That's right so whatever I say goes, and I say we're doing this project get me?
Wally(Gulping and smiling innocently) Y-y-y-y-yea I get you.
Rachel: Good now if everybody can sit back in their places we'll get this meeting underway.
Kuki(Whispering at Wally) Boy are you in some trouble.
Nigel: Shhh you know how she feels about people talking over her Numbah 3.
Rachel: Something you'd like to share with the rest of the class Nigel Uno?
Nigel: Not really, I'll shut my yap.
Rachel: That's a good idea, now this is a boy girl project and seeing there are five of you I will join in as the sixth to make things even.
Wally: Can't it be boy boy?
Rachel shot Wally another look as he looked away hoping to avoid her gaze.
Rachel(Clenching her teeth) There- are- blue- books- in- front- of- the- cage- you- will- need- one- to- write- in.
Wally: Blue's my favorite color.
Rachel: Now the teams are as follows, Abby and Hoagie.
Abby and Hoagie slapped each other five.
Rachel: Nigel and myself.
Nigel blushed a little when she said this.
Rachel: And that leaves Kuki with Wally.
Kuki(Jumping up) Ohh goody goody gumdrops, let's go get our child Wally.
Wally(Grumbling) Ohh what fun we'll have.
Rachel handed a puppy to Hoagie and Abby, then to Kuki and Wally as Kuki cuddled with it and Wally looked like he wanted to die.
Kuki: Awwwwwww you are the cutest thing, aren't you the cutest, yes you are yes you are cute.
Rachel: All right now you have to make a schedule of who get's the puppy on what days, I want that schedule brought to me by the end of the day today.
Wally: Today meaning well today?
Rachel: No today meaning tomorrow, yes today meaning today.
Wally and Kuki's puppy barked at Wally as he looked down at it.
Kuki: Isn't he cute Wally?
Wally: As a button, now can we please just leave the cruddy thing alone?
Kuki(Looking hurt) Wally is that how your going to talk to your real kids?
Wally: Maybe.
Rachel(Beckoning for Nigel) Come here Numbah one.
Nigel walked up to Rachel as their puppy had a black spot on his back and was covered in white fur.
Rachel: I was thinking my parents are away on vacation for the week, so let's start from there and we can go to your house when they get back.
Nigel: All right sounds like a plan, so what do we call this little miracle?
Rachel: Hmmmmmmmmmmm how about Salt and Pepper since he's black and white.
The dog looked up at that name and Rachel smiled.
Rachel: Do you like that name little guy?
Salt and Pepper barked happily as Nigel laughed.
Nigel: Salt and Pepper it is.
Salt and Pepper licked Nigel and Rachel in the face as they laughed.
Kuki(Screaming) Who would make you father Wallabee Beatles, your horrible to this defenseless puppy.
Wally(Rubbing his arm) The cruddy thing bit me.
Kuki(Heated) I am taking Angel to my house for the weekend, you can have him on Monday and Tuesday, and so on and so forth.
Wally: Sounds cruddy fine to me, I'll return him cruddy toothless.
Kuki(Slapping him) You will not harm a hair on his cruddy head or I'll harm the cruddy rest of you.
Wally: Stop saying cruddy, that's my cruddy saying.
Kuki(Screaming) Cruddy, cruddy, cruddy, cruddy, cruddy.
Hoagie(Staring at the puppy) What do we do with it?
Abby: I don't know, I guess we just treat it like a baby.
Rachel(Petting Salt and Pepper) I will also need the name of the puppy your caring for.
Kuki: Ours is Angel.
Abby: Ours is Blacky.
Rachel: All right then use this time to finalize your schedules.
After the schedules were done we saw that Kuki had little faith in Wally's parenting abilities.
Kuki: Rache did you have to give me the worst baby person in the world?
Rachel: You can work with him, mold him into the perfect daddy.
Kuki: Are you kidding, Mother Theresa couldn't mold his black heart.
Rachel: Just work with him, he'll come around eventually.
What happens when Rachel and Nigel get back to Rachel's house read part 2 Cinfession time and reply to part 1