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I am doing this from Fox's point of view.

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"Hello, welcome to my incredibly boring life. My name is Fox McCloud and after you read this, you may develop 17 different types of diseases. Now I ask you; Ow!" I quickly stopped writing as soon as my face hit the front of the door to the smash mansion.

I decided I could do something else in there. I threw the book in a pond and a Magikarp ate it. A Sharpedo lunged at the Magikarp and ripped it in half and started devouring it. With a terrified look, I decided to look the other way. Red opened the door and the door banged in my face, knocking me to the ground. Red closed the door and I stood up. It was hopeless trying to get in that way so I turned the knob on the emergancy door.

I quickly realized that Master hand said that was a trick door to fool robbers and others. The two cannons on the pedestals beside the door started shooting at me. I would just use my reflector to defend myself but I could not find it anywhere. I must have lost it.

I ran to the front entrance and reached into my jacket's pocket to get a key that will open the door. Why couldn't I think of that in the first place?

I have seen a Magikarp get ripped in half, get a door slammed in my face and got shot by two mini-tanks! With a sigh, I entered the mansion and took a seat near the table. I layed back only to be startled by my best friend, Falco.

"Happy birthday!" said Falco.

"My birthday was 7 months ago."

"Really?" asked Falco.

"No, it's today." I said in a sarcastic tone.

"In that case, happy birthday!" said Falco as he gave me a present wrapped up. I held it to one of my ears only to hear it ticking.

"Where did you get it from?" I asked.

"Slippy gave it to me and told me to use it for an emergancy. I remembered your birthday at the last minute so I gave you this."

"You are aware that this is a bomb, right?"

"A bomb?" asked Falco as he got out his blaster.

"No!" I said as a laser headed to the bomb. The explosion nearly burned me to crisp. I looked around to see Wolf with an expression as if I lost a war.

"Guess what?" asked Wolf.

"No." said Falco.

"What is the big news?" I asked, curios.

"You are going to be arrested for robbing banks. The trial is on Thursday. will be the person who is sueing you. Unless you win, you are going to be striped of your possesion as the leader of star Fox, sued 7000$ and you will also be thrown in jail. Porky is the judge!" said Wolf.

"Great, I can be his lawyer!" said Falco.

"I am doomed!" I moaned.

Court

"Fox, you are accused of robbing many banks. Do you have anything to justify if you did not do it?" asked Porky.

"Yes, you pig! I was writing in a small journal as my memoir so people will remember me. I was not at the bank at any time that day."

"Liar! I found your reflector there as a personal witness!" said Porky (Pokey, whatever you want to call him) as he held up my reflector.

My face instantly turned pale.

"Haha!" said Link, one of the members of the jury.

"Not so fast Link! I found your bow there as well!" said Porky as he held up Link's bow with one of the claws in his robotic spider-thing-a-majig.

I looked around to see Dr. Wright nowhere.

"Where is ?" asked Falco.

"He is dead- I mean on vacation!" said Porky. "A really long vacation." he muttered under his breath.

"We were framed!" said Link.

"Fine... unless you two can catch the thief within 7 days, you will be doomed!" said Porky.

"I have your back! Just keep your hands of my prey!" said Falco as the three left to find the real thief.