This is the day after Rose and Orihime`s romance. A really dirty romance if you ask me...
*Rangiku is sitting next to Hitsugaya on the couch while eating candy* Oh my gosh, i love candy.
*Hitsugaya* I wouldn`t mind having one. *Smiles*
*Rangiku* Sure.
*Hitsugaya eats the candy from her hand* Lol. It`s delicious.
*Rangiku* I know. *Eats another one*
*Rukia walks in with Ichigo and they both sit on the couch*
*Ichigo has a weird look on his face*
*Rukia* What`s up with you, Ichigo? Why the weird face?
*Ichigo* It`s just weird, ya know?
*Rukia* Yes, i think we`ve established that. I mean why is it weird?
*Ichigo* It`s just that when i always used to sit on this couch, Gin jumps on it, sitting next to me and annoys me. But now..he`s not.
*Rukia* Aww, you miss Gin.
*Rangiku quickly sits straight on the couch* Say what?
*Ichigo* I don`t miss him. *Starts to cry* That smiling bastard!
*Rukia hugs him* Aww. There, there.
*Orihime and Rose walk in holding hands* Hi everybody.
*Rukia* Hi you two. What`s up?
*Rangiku eats another piece of candy*
*Orihime* You mean besides the fucking? *Gigles*
*Rangiku chokes on the candy* What?! *Quickly looks at Rukia frightnened* Rukia, what are they talking about?
*Rose* Relax, sweetie. We`re just messing with ya. Lol.
*Rangiku* Oh good.
*Rukia* I don`t really see what the big deal is. Why must you always freak out when they say stuff like that?
*Rangiku* Because believe it or not, Rose is me. She`s like a naughty, horny decoy of me and i can`t stand that.
*Orihime* You mean you can`t stand seeing us do this? *Frenches Rose*
*Rangiku* Yuck! Stop it already.
*Hitsugaya* Honey, relax. She looks just like you but that doesn`t mean that it`s really you kissing or frenching or fucking Orihime.
*Rangiku makes a silly face* Thanks, honey.
*Hitsugaya smiles happily* You`re welcome.
*Rangiku screams* But it`s still me! It`s MY body, MY tounge, MY finger, MY mouth! It`s all ME! It`s like me with a whole different and kind of creepy other personality that i know nothing about! I can`t stand it!
*Rose* Ya know, there`s always room for three.
*Orihime* Yeah. Even three can play at game. Can you imagen how incredibly hot and wonderfull it would be like if i got fucked by two Rangiku`s, eatch with different personalities and intentions? Lmao.
*Rukia* You`re right. I really can`t imagen that. *Stares at Rangiku* LOL.
*Rangiku* What are you laughing at. Look, can we just change the topic, please?
*Rose* Okay, fine.
*Everyone`s quiet*
*Rose looks at the weird look on Ichigo`s face* So Ichigo...what`s with that look on your face?
*Ichigo bursts into tears again* It`s just so sad! *Runs outside with both hands covering his face*
*Rose* What the fuck? What i say?
*Orihime* I have no idea.
*Rukia* The poor guy finally misses Gin. Especially when he used to jump next to him on the couch and tortures him. Ask Ichigo about that and see what he does. *Laughs*
*Orihime* I can`t believe he`s been holding it in all this time.
*Hitsugaya* Yeah. What a girl.
*Byakuya walks in* Was that Ichigo i just saw running like a girl?
*Rukia* Pretty much.
*Hitsugaya* See? Even Byakuya thinks he acted like a girl.
*Byakuya* Thank God. I thought i was losing it for a minute there. *Looks at Rose* And wow, Rangiku. You look sexy today.
*Rukia* That`s Rose.
*Rose hugs Byakuya* Hiya.
*Byakuya* Rangiku, you never told me you had a twin sister.
*Rangiku* That`s because i don`t. Idiot.
*Byakuya* But if she`s not your sister...then who is she?
*Rukia* Byakuya, that`s her naughty gigai. You don`t remember her?
*Byakuya starts to look scared* Wh-what?
*Rose waves at him* Hi hi. *Purposely winks at him*
*Byakuya screams and hides behind Rukia* Stay away from me! D-don`t come any closer! I mean it!
*Rukia* And i thought you said you never act like a girl. What a "brave" big brother i have.
*Rose* Aww. Byakuya, you don`t have to hide from me. I don`t bite. *Smiles*
*Orihime* Actually, you do. Lol. *Winks at her*
*Rangiku* Oh God, not again.
*Orihime* Come on, i`m telling the truth here. Lol.
*Rangiku* I don`t want to hear anymore of your dirty talks. Please, cut it out.
*Orihime* Cut what out? Lol.
*Rangiku* Oooh come on! Stop that. Wait..is there something to cut out? I should stop.
*Rose* I`m going for a walk. You wanna join me, Orihime?
*Orihime* You bet. I`ll go anywhere with you.
*Rangiku* Even hell?
*Rukia* I know where these walks lead to.
*Rose and Orihime walk out*
*Byakuya sticks his head up from behind the couch* Is she gone?
*Rukia* Yes, Mary. She`s gone.
*Hitsugaya* Lmao. Mary. I like it.
*Byakuya* Very funny...laugh all you want.
*Hitsugaya* I will. LMAO! There, i laughed. Happy now?
*Byakuya* Anyways. Where`s Renji? I need to show him something.
*Hitsugaya* I hope it`s not your dick. Lol.
*Rangiku* Did you hear what he said? He said he neeeds to show him something. LOL.
*Rukia* LMFAO! No, i haven`t seen him, Mary. I like that name. It suits you.
*Hitsugaya* It totally does.
*Byakuya* Enough. And stop calling me Mary!
*Rangiku* What do you mean, Mary? You don`t like the name Mary, Mary? LMAO.
*Rukia* Oh my God this is so damn funny.
*Renji walks in* Hey, guys.
*Rangiku* Mary wants to show you something.
*Renji blushes* And who is this Mary? *Smiles*
*Rukia points at Byakuya*
*Hitsugaya* He wants to show you his dick. *Laughs*
*Renji* Eww. That`s nasty.
*Byakuya* They are dirty liars, Renji. Let`s go somewhere private where they can`t bother us. I have to show you something.
*Rukia* Oh my. Did ya hear that? He wants to go somewhere private with Renji.
*Rangiku* Oh dear. Lol.
*Renji* Okay, stop joking around, guys. Lol. *Walks out with Byakuya*
*Hitsugaya* And that`s the last time we ever saw Renji as a straight man.
*They all start laughing their asses off*
*Rangiku* Good one.
*In the men`s bathroom*
*Renji* Okay, this place looks private enough* What did you want to show me?
*Byakuya* This.
*Renji`s screaming voice from outside the bathroom* AAAAAAAAAAH! WTF IS THAT!
Lmao.
The End