KFC: Cows Go Cheap and Run Away
By: HermioneVillan713 and much help from Mira and Tia. (Thankies!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Spongebob, or any other character that someone else owns, unless you are counting the merchandise. Oh YEAH!! I do own Plumpy the chicken though!!
Chapter 1:
One day there was a frilly chicken named Plumpy. He wanted to take over the world so he decided that the first step he must take in order to achieve this was to eat a cow. He set out on a journey to find the best cow to eat so he took along an apple, scissors, a sowing machine, and anti- acid pills. He then took a journal out of his leaf to record the many memories that would soon come along into his mind. He put all his supplies in a pig-stomach backpack. Immediately, he left the chicken coop, said aloha to all of his friends and his toy truck. Then Plumpy leaped over the fence and put a straw in the grass. He walked and walked. Then he ran a little and waked. All of a sudden, he walked into a forest. He walked there for a couple of minutes then something surprised hem. A boy with a scar on his head popped out of the bushes and suddenly it said "Avada Kadavra!" Plumpy guessed this was some new and popular language and decided to answer back. "Ave!" (Hi), Plumpy replied, thinking that maybe this boy could speak Latin. The boy said, " Hello chicken I am Harry Potter." The chicken replied," My name is Plumpy. I've read your books." The boy called Harry Potter began to wonder...Is that Voldemort in disguise? " Well, goodbye then." he said out loud. The chicken set off on his journey once more. All of another sudden, he heard to giggling voices. "Jelly fishing, Jelly fishing!" one voice said. Another voice said, "I want a crabby patty!" The last one said, "Humph!" Plumpy looked behind the bush and saw a starfish, a squid, and a sponge-like figure. "Hi, my name is Spongebob, and these are my friends Patrick and Squidward", the sponge- like figure said, pointing to the starfish then the squid. "Who do you think you people are, from the ocean?!" " Yes, unfortunately." Squidward said. "well, goodbye then anyways!" Plumpy answered. "Bye!!" they all said, "See you at the Crusty Crab!"
Plumpy walked and walked for miles and miles. He then felt very hungry. He decided to stop at a McDonalds and order himself a chicken sandwich, a McFlurry, and an apple pie with pepper. After he ate the chicken sandwich, he realized that he had eaten himself so he started to throw up. Then Plumpy went out the door started out on his amazing adventure. He decided he needed money so he stopped at a nearby Washington Mutual and withdrew some money form his account.
By: HermioneVillan713 and much help from Mira and Tia. (Thankies!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Spongebob, or any other character that someone else owns, unless you are counting the merchandise. Oh YEAH!! I do own Plumpy the chicken though!!
Chapter 1:
One day there was a frilly chicken named Plumpy. He wanted to take over the world so he decided that the first step he must take in order to achieve this was to eat a cow. He set out on a journey to find the best cow to eat so he took along an apple, scissors, a sowing machine, and anti- acid pills. He then took a journal out of his leaf to record the many memories that would soon come along into his mind. He put all his supplies in a pig-stomach backpack. Immediately, he left the chicken coop, said aloha to all of his friends and his toy truck. Then Plumpy leaped over the fence and put a straw in the grass. He walked and walked. Then he ran a little and waked. All of a sudden, he walked into a forest. He walked there for a couple of minutes then something surprised hem. A boy with a scar on his head popped out of the bushes and suddenly it said "Avada Kadavra!" Plumpy guessed this was some new and popular language and decided to answer back. "Ave!" (Hi), Plumpy replied, thinking that maybe this boy could speak Latin. The boy said, " Hello chicken I am Harry Potter." The chicken replied," My name is Plumpy. I've read your books." The boy called Harry Potter began to wonder...Is that Voldemort in disguise? " Well, goodbye then." he said out loud. The chicken set off on his journey once more. All of another sudden, he heard to giggling voices. "Jelly fishing, Jelly fishing!" one voice said. Another voice said, "I want a crabby patty!" The last one said, "Humph!" Plumpy looked behind the bush and saw a starfish, a squid, and a sponge-like figure. "Hi, my name is Spongebob, and these are my friends Patrick and Squidward", the sponge- like figure said, pointing to the starfish then the squid. "Who do you think you people are, from the ocean?!" " Yes, unfortunately." Squidward said. "well, goodbye then anyways!" Plumpy answered. "Bye!!" they all said, "See you at the Crusty Crab!"
Plumpy walked and walked for miles and miles. He then felt very hungry. He decided to stop at a McDonalds and order himself a chicken sandwich, a McFlurry, and an apple pie with pepper. After he ate the chicken sandwich, he realized that he had eaten himself so he started to throw up. Then Plumpy went out the door started out on his amazing adventure. He decided he needed money so he stopped at a nearby Washington Mutual and withdrew some money form his account.