Ritsu: *runs in the room screams like a girl*
All: *put their hands over their ears*
Ritsu: SOMEBODY GOT GUM IN MY HAIR! DX
Sonic: ... Does anybody here care?
All: *shakes heads*
Ritsu: But this is serious! If I don't get it out I'll hafta shave off my hair!
Sonia: Who do you even think did it?
Ritsu: I don't know! I just woke up and it was there!
Sonia: Lol.
Ritsu: IT ISN'T FUNNY!
All: ...
Ritsu: *groans* You people are no help at all!
Sonia: I'mma go to bed. Hardly got any sleep last night. :/ *leaves*
Ritsu: I guess I'll hafta do it myself *goes to look for some scissors*
All: ...
Ritsu: *from in the bathroom* AHA! I FOUND A PAIR!
All: ...
Ritsu: *still in the bathroom* ARE ANY OF YOU GONNA HELP ME?
All: ...
Ritsu: *still there* Well, fine!
Sonic: Ya really care 'bout ya hair, right?
Ritsu: YES!
Manic: I never thought a boy could care more about his hair than an average girl could xD
Ritsu: AAAAAH!
Sonic: ?
Ritsu: *runs into room holding his hand* I STABBED MYSELF! DX
Manic: *bandages it up* You needa be more careful next time.
Ritsu: IT BURNS! D: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?
Sonic: Hey Manic, Ritsu finally realised what caring too much about his hair can do to him xD
Ritsu: *crying* Well, excuse me!
Manic & Sonic: *leaves*
Ritsu: *starts poking his hand, making it bleed more*
All: ...
Ritsu: HELLO! IT'S BLEEDING ALOT! AREN'T YOU PEOPLE GONNA HELP ME?
All: If you were nicer then we would!
Ritsu: *cries*
All: ...
Ritsu: Do you people even say anything?
Sonic: Not if we don't need to!
Ritsu: *sniffles* You guys are so mean! *hides under a chair*
Sonia: *from her room* AAAAAAH!
Sonic & Manic: *running in to Sonia's room* Another bad dream?
Sonia: GET AWAY FROM ME MANIC DAMNIT!
Manic: Uh... ok *Leaves*
Ritsu: *falls asleep even though sonia screamed her head off*
Sonic: What's wrong?
Sonia: Manic... he hurt me!
Sonic: O_O HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
Sonia: ...
Manic: *walks into the room where ritsu is under a chair sleeping, sits on the chair where ritsu is under and accidently kicks ritsu in the face* EH?
Ritsu: *does a bloodcurdling scream* AH! THAT HURT!
Manic: xD Serves y' right! *leaves*
Ritsu: YOU FREAKING CRAPPYDOO!
Manic: xD
Ritsu: *starts kicking the wall for no apparent reason*
Manic: The wall doesn't deserve to be kicked, you do! xD
Ritsu: NO I DON'T!
Sonic: *walking in* Hey Manic I'd recommend you stay away fro- RITSU STOP KICKING THE DAMN WALL!
Ritsu: NO!
Manic and Sonic: *facepalm*
Ritsu: Besides, it's fun!
Manic and Sonic: *leaves* xD
Ritsu: YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE SO MEAN TO ME, THEN WATCH THIS! *stomps to the door, opens it, then slams it on his bandaged hand*
Manic: EPIC FAIL xD
Ritsu: I THINK I BROKE ITTTT *cries*
Sonic: xD
Ritsu: I'm serious!
- Later at ze dinner table -
Manic: Hey Ritsu is yur hand still bro-ken?
Ritsu: *eating off the plate with his face* What do you think?
Sonia: ... hmph.
Ritsu: Aren't any of you gonna take me to a doctor or something?
- At ze doctors -
Doctor: Well Ritsu it appears your hand is perfectly fine!
- At the dinner table again -
Ritsu: *crosses arms* I'm not hungry anymore.
Sonia: Me neither. *about to leave but is stopped by Manic* LET GO OF ME! *removes his grip and leaves*
Manic: What's up with her?
Ritsu: I don't know! Maybe you should STOP STANDING HERE AND GO ASK HER!
Manic: Maybe I don't wanna be karate kicked in the face?
Ritsu: If she won't do it, I will. :/
- 2 Weeks later -
Ritsu: I'm boooooooooooooooooored.
Sonia: *grumpy and tired* YEAH AND I'M TIRED :/
Sonic: Have you gotten any sleep the past 2 weeks?
Sonia: Nope.
Ritsu: You should try punching yourself :D
Sonic: Seriously?
Ritsu: Yes! I've seen my friends do it all the time!
Sonia: It's not like they've been having bad dreams ALL THE TIME. ._.
Ritsu: Why don't you try it then?
Sonia: ...
Ritsu: Sonia, are you in love with Manic? You keep avoiding him. What does avoiding mean? Is it a food?
Sonia: I'm not in love with him, it's the complete opposite. *leaves*
Manic: Wait... she hates me?
Ritsu: I dunno! Anyway, if avoiding is a food, can I try it?
Manic: It's not a food.
Sonic: I think Sonia's been having dreams of you hurting her, Manic.
Manic: O_O I WOULD NEVER DO THAT ON PURPOSE!
Ritsu: I got hurt once. And it really hurt.
Manic: ... That doesn't make sence.
Ritsu: How?
Manic: It just doesn't. Sonic, do you think I should go see Sonia?
Sonic: *shakes head* Nope.
Ritsu: I feel so offended. You won't even tell me what avoid means!
All: ...
Ritsu: Oh, fine. I'll just take a nap or whatever normal 6 year olds do. *leaves*
- LATER AT ZE DINNER TABLE -
Manic: Sonia, do you think I'm wanting to hurt you?
Sonia: ... *eats still*
Manic: Hmm?
Sonia: Leave me alone.
Ritsu: PEOPLE, SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO HAVE MY QUIET TIME!
Manic: *facepalm*
Ritsu: Your face will turn red and ugly if you keep doing that to yourself.
Manic: You won't be able to see it because we're covered in random stuff.
Ritsu: Whatever. *shoves a fistfull of food into his mouth and leaves*
Sonia: *leaves*
All: ...
- Later at night -
All: *asleep*
Ritsu: *wakes up, then takes out his keyboard and starts playing it loudly*
All: zzzzz
Ritsu: *frowns* That doesn't sound right! *plays louder*
All: zzzz
Sonia: *wakes up* AAAAH!
Ritsu: *throws his keyboard at the wall* WHAT WAS THAT NOISE! I'M SO SCARED! DX *hides in closet*
Manic: *walking in to sonia's room* Another bad dream? :|
Sonia: Go away! You hurt me!
Manic: I didn't do anything, trust me!
Sonia: GO AWAY!
Manic: *leaves*
Ritsu: *runs into sonia's room* I think I heard someone break in or something! D:
Sonia: That was me. ._.
Ritsu: It was? Why were you screaming?
Sonia: Manic keeps hurting me ._.
Ritsu: But, I don't see any scratches on you.
Sonia: ... Not in that way...
Ritsu: I got a scar once, when these random people built my missles into me. Wanna see?
Sonia: Nope ._.
Ritsu: Why not?
Sonia: Because I don't. ._.
Ritsu: But it has this cool squiggly shape and everything!
Sonia: ...
Ritsu: Fine, I won't show you. :(
Sonia: You should really get some sleep. I'm going to stay up ._. *yawns*
Ritsu: Why do I hafta go back to sleep? You're the one who looks tired.
Sonia: I can't get any sleep *yawns again*
Ritsu: Why not?
Sonia: Because I keep dreaming of Manic hurting me! Dx
Ritsu: But that doesn't make any sense! He wouldn't do that.
Sonia: Tell that to the part of my brain that makes me dream won't ya xD *yawns*
Ritsu: Okay, I will.
Sonia: NOT LITTRALLY!
Ritsu: Why not?
Sonia: Just go get some sleep. ._. *lies back down*
Ritsu: *walks up to sonia and pokes her face* Yeah, but the problem is that I'm not tired.
Sonia: *smacks ritsu* Just go and stop poking me alright?
Ritsu: You didn't need to smack me!
Sonia: Hmph. *falls asleep*
Ritsu: *stands there, crosses his arms* That hurt.
Sonia: ... *asleep*
Ritsu: *sits on the floor*
Sonia: ... *asleep still*
Ritsu: This is so boring.
Sonia: *asleep* NUU DON'T HURT MEH MANIC!
Ritsu: *shakes sonia* WAKE UP!
Sonia: *wakes up* Whhat?
Ritsu: You were screaming again!
Sonia: Hmph. ._. *falls asleep*
Ritsu: *sits on the floor again*
Sonia: ...
Ritsu: *to himself* I wonder...where are the chocolate crisps? What's a bank account? Why does everyone here hate me? Why don't I hate myself? Why am I cross dressing?
Sonia: ...
Ritsu: *still talking to himself* Why am I so mean?
Sonia: *mumbles, still asleep* Because you are...
Ritsu: How? And what are taxes?
Sonia: *asleep* Don't! PLEASE! *moves around in bed*
Ritsu: *shakes sonia again* WAKE UP!
Sonia: *asleep still* AAAH DON'T HURT MEH!
Ritsu: *still shaking her* SNAP OUT OF IT! NOBODY IS HURTING YOU!
Sonia: ... *asleep still*
Ritsu: Well. That was productive. I wonder what that means. *sits down again*
- Later at 4 in the morning (2 hours after Sonia woke up the first time) -
Ritsu: *curled up in a ball asleep, still on the floor* Can I have some pancakes, mommyyyyyyy...
Sonia: *asleep* No you can't do that! PLEASE!
Ritsu: *still asleep* But I've been a good boyyyy!
Manic: *walking in* UHH... O_O
Ritsu: till* What? No! Not the broccoli! No! *starts sucking his thumb*
Sonia: *asleep* PLEASE! JUST TAKE MA MONEY!
Ritsu: *asleep* Can I have chocolate crisps instead?
Sonia: *asleep* NO! You have to have my money!
Ritsu: *asleep* But they're so yummy!
Sonia: DON'T TOUCH MY SKIRTT!
Manic: *wakes sonia and ritsu* O_O
Sonia: ...
Ritsu: *half asleep, to manic* No, mommy! I don't wanna go to school today...
Manic: What are you doing in my sister's room? xD
Ritsu: *still half asleep, talking in a sad voice* I promise I'll be good if you don't send me to school!
Sonia: *half asleep* I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THAT! ._.
Ritsu: *half asleep* Please? I said I'd be good!
Manic: SNAP OUT OF IT YOU 2!
Sonia: *awake* Why are you in my room MANIC DAMNIT!
Ritsu: *awake, rubs eyes and sounds really sad* I'm so hungry! Where did my mom go? Where are my pancakes? *cries*
Sonia: *falls asleep again* MANIC I TOLD YA I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH MY SKIRT!
Manic: Awkward... *leaves*
Ritsu: *cries himself to sleep*
- In the morning -
Manic: What was going on last night?
Sonic: What?
Manic: Sonia and Ritsu were having a conversation in their sleep xD
Ritsu: *walks in slowly* Can I have some pancakes?
Manic: On the table. *points to ritsu's seat*
Ritsu: Yay! *hugs manic, then sits down and starts eating*
Sonia: *walking in rubbing her eyes* I got some sleep last night finally! *sits in her seat*
Manic: You 2 were having a conversation last night in your sleep xD
Ritsu: *mouth full* That doesn't make any sense!
Manic: You were like "I promise I'll be good if you don't send me to school!" and then Sonia was like "DON'T TOUCH MA SKIRT!"
Sonia: Eh?
Ritsu: *swallows the last of his food* I'm confused.
Sonia: Me too Ritsu xD
Ritsu: Also, I'm still hungry.
All: xD
Ritsu: But I am! D:
Manic: You had 10 pancakes xD
Sonic: xD And they were large!
Ritsu: Fine, I won't eat anymore...
Sonia: You have to eat 3 times a day xD
Ritsu: But does it matter how much I eat?
Sonia: You only have to eat 3 times a day, I don't know if the portions matter xD You never told me.
Ritsu: But I forgot how much I was supposed to eat!
Sonia: xD
Ritsu: Actually, I don't think I need anymore, I think they're comming back up... *covers his mouth*
Sonia: xD
Ritsu: *turning blue because he's afraid that is he breathes he'll puke*
Sonic: Lol you look like mee now! Great cosplay! *thumbs up*
Sonia: xD
Ritsu: *turning purple*
Manic: BREATHE DAMNIT!
Ritsu: *breathes, then coughs, then coughs again, then pukes up the pancakes*
Sonia: I'mma take Ritsu to the bathroom incase he's sick again *takes him to the bathroom*
Ritsu: *crying* That really hurt...
Sonia: あなたは大丈夫です。:) (You'll be fine)
Ritsu: 本当に？私はあまりにも良い感じていない。(Are you sure? I don't feel too good.)
Sonia: あなたは生き残るだろう - 私は悪化を進めてきた。xD (You'll survive - I've been through worse. )
Ritsu: Wait, you know Japanese?
Sonia: I was brought up in a Japanese speaking family, so yeah xD
Ritsu: Oh.
Sonia: xD
Ritsu: What if I'm sick again? I hate being sick! :C
Sonia: We'll stay here for a bit incase you are again. Afterwards you'll have to go to bed for the day xD Sorry!
Ritsu: Oh... okay- *throws up again*
Sonia: SONIC, CAN YOU GET US A BUCKET?
Sonic: *comes with a bucket, then leaves*
Sonia: *helps ritsu to his bedroom* Do you want me to stay with you?
Ritsu: Yes please.
Sonia: Do you know how to play a keyboard?
Ritsu: Yes, I have one actually.
Sonia: We should preform together sometime then xD
Ritsu: *thinking* Maybe, but not now since I really don't feel well.
Sonic: *shouting to sonia* Me and Manic are going to do some shopping are you coming?
Sonia: I'm going to look after Ritsu!
Sonic: Right then! *Manic and Sonic leave*
Ritsu: I guess I should probably go to sleep then.
Sonia: No, stay up for a bit incase you're sick again therefor you won't be sick all over your bed. *Goes to get Ritsu some water*
Ritsu: *sits on his bed, then stares at his hands* I look so pale! :c
Sonia: *comes back in* Hi again xD
Ritsu: Hi...
Sonia: Are you feeling any different?
Ritsu: No, I feel worse!
Sonia: I'll call a doctor for you :P
Ritsu: Okay, thanks. *thinking: Why is she being so nice to me? O_o*
Sonia: *coming back in* I got you an appointment for in 2 hours, you can go to sleep for a nap if you want xD
Ritsu: I can? *quickly piles all his blankets over himself and falls asleep*
Sonia: *sets an alarm clock for in an hour*
- 1 hour later -
*alarm goes off*
Sonia: *half asleep* Damn it's Monday :/
Ritsu: *half asleep* Mommy? Is that you?
Sonia: *wakes fully* Ritsu you've got to get ready to go to the doctors!
Ritsu: half asleep* But Mommy, I don't want to!
Sonia: Ritsu do you want to get better? xD
Ritsu: *half asleep* Yes, Mommy...
Sonia: *facepalm* Then get ready to go to the doctors!
Ritsu: *fully wakes up*
- At the doctors -
Doctor: So, Ritsu Namine, what is wrong?
Ritsu: What do you think? I'm pale!
Doctor: It seems you have caught... THE STUPID!
Ritsu: *throws his shoe at the doctor* NOT FUNNY!
Doctor: Ok... you have... cancer of the stomach.
Ritsu: What's that?
Doctor: Wait, no, you just have the flu.
Ritsu: Oh.
Doctor: You can go home, but please come back if you have any symptoms.
- At home -
Manic: *coming in* Hey Ritsu, how ya doing?
Ritsu: Not very good, but I feel better when Sonia's around.
Manic: I really don't get it because it happens to me too. :P
Ritsu: I'm tired...I think I'll go to sleep. *leaves*
Sonia: *coming in with water for ritsu* Where's Ritsu? He wanted a glass of water!
Manic: He went to bed. XD
Sonia: Alright. *leaves*
- With Sonia and Ritsu -
Ritsu: Oh, finally! My water! *gulps it down*
Sonia: *smiles* I guess you were thirsty? XD
Ritsu: *nods* My throat felt really dry! :c
Sonia: I'm guessing you want more water then?
Ritsu: No thanks, I don't wanna puke it all up.
Sonia: Alright then. Do you want me to do anything else for you?
Ritsu: No, just stay here.
Sonia: Okay. :)
Ritsu: For some reason, I feel better when you're here. If you weren't I'd be puking my guts out right now!
Sonia: I can explain to you why, but it depends if you can keep a secret.
Ritsu: I can! I still haven't told anyone about the time my sister fell into a pool of mud! Wait...oops.
Sonia: XD Well okay then. I'll show you. *begins to take off top layer of clothing* Don't worry I wear something under this, I won't strip in front of you. *reveals a pair of wings*
Ritsu: What are those things on your back?...And what's stripping? .-.
Sonia: I'm part fairy. I can fly. XD I have a healing talent to be presise. *puts top layer of clothing back on*
Ritsu: What does presise mean?
Sonia: It's hard to explain. XD
Ritsu: Oh. Can I ask you something?
Sonia: What is it?
Ritsu: Why do you guys hate me?
Sonia: My brothers are always like that :P and I don't hate you, I'm just almost always moody. XD
Ritsu: But when I got gum in my hair none of you cared!
Sonia: I was tired that's why XD sorry.
Ritsu: Oh... *touches the part where he somehow cut if off* Do you think it'll grow back?
Sonia: It should do...I mean most people's hair grows back.
Ritsu: But then it'll be uneven!
Sonia: It's not alot of hair so it wouldn't be that bad.
Ritsu: I dunno, I think it'll still look weird.
Sonia: Just don't worry about that, okay?
Ritsu: Then what should I worry about?
Sonia: Getting better maybe?
Ritsu: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Is it okay if I have my chocolate crisps?
Sonia: Tommorow, because we don't want you to puke them up. XD
Ritsu: Aw...then what should I do?
Sonia: You can always have some dry toast and flat coke, that always helps.
Ritsu: Can I have some now?
Sonia: I'll go get you some. *leaves and comes back with dry toats and flat coke*
Ritsu: *takes the food* Thanks...*stares at it* But what if it won't stay down?
Sonia: There's a bucket next to your bed, you can use that.
Ritsu: Okay then. *eats the toast and drinks the coke, then falls asleep*
Sonia: ...
- LATER -
Ritsu: *wakes up, sits up and notices sonia asleep on a chair*
Sonia: *asleep*
Ritsu: *sneezes loudly*
Sonia: *still asleep*
Ritsu: *to himself* She must be a really heavy sleeper. .-. I'll go get some tissues myself. *leaves his room, then comes back with tissues*
Sonia: *waking up* Uhhh is it morning already?
Ritsu: *sneezes into a tissue* It's only 4 in the afternoon.
Sonia: Oh, yeah...
Ritsu: By the way, your snoring kept me awake. *jumps onto his bed*
Sonia: I don't snore, Sonic does?
Ritsu: Yeah, right. I just heard you...anyways, why do you keep hiding your wings?
Sonia: Sonic and Manic will be freaked out if I show them, so yeah...
Ritsu: Why don't you atleast try then?
Sonia: I actually don't know.
Ritsu: *sneezes again, into another tissue* Why don't you show them now?
Sonia: Can you come with me? XD
Ritsu: Sure, I'm all set. *holds up box of tissues*
- With Sonic and Manic -
Sonic: What do you want to show us then, Sonia?
Sonia: *removes her jacket and shows them her wings* See?
Manic: O_O
Sonic: You're a fairy? XD I've always wanted a sister who's a fairy for some reason...
Sonia: *puts on jacket*
Ritsu: *sneezes*
Sonia: I understand if you don't treat me normally now.
Manic: You're still our sister!
Sonic: Yeah, so why would we treat you differently?
Sonia: I don't know...
Ritsu: Except guys, what does stripping mean? *sneezes*
Sonia: You really need to get back to bed now. ._.
- In Ritsu's bedroom -
Ritsu: Sonia, why won't any of you tell me what stripping means? D: *coughs* Is it a type of clothing?
Sonia: You'll find out when you're older.
Ritsu: Oh...but I wanna know now! D:
Sonia: Forget about it for now. ._.
Ritsu: Okay, I'll try. *buries himself in blankets again and falls asleep*
Sonia: *removes jacket and falls asleep on sofa*
- In the morning -
Ritsu: *starts screaming his head off from under his pile of blankets*
Sonia: *wakes up and removes blankets from ritsu's head* What's going on with you?
Ritsu: I couldn't find my way out of my room and then Kaito tried to eat me! *cries*
Sonia: Why would Kaito want to eat you? You're not icecream!
Ritsu: Instead of my hat, there was an icrcream on my head and I couldn't get it off.
Sonia: Well, you're fine now :P So how are you feeling?
Ritsu: Better than before, I guess I won't need that bucket anymore.
Sonia: We'll leave the bucket out, just incase. Do you want some breakfast?
Ritsu: *nods head* Can I have candy? :D
Sonia: Nothing too sweet, but you can have coco pops or something.
Ritsu: Can I have waffles?
Sonia: Nope, sorry!
Ritsu: Bacon and a potato slice? (hashbrown)
Sonia: Yeah, you can have that I suppose. *goes and comes back with some bacon and a hashbrown for ritsu*
Ritsu: *claps hands* Yay! *eats everything in less than 5 minutes*
Sonia: *quickly washes the dishes*
Ritsu: CAN I COME OUTTA THIS PRISON NOW? D:
Sonia: YES, GO TO THE LIVING ROOM!
Ritsu: YAAY! *runs into the living room and jumps onto the couch, causing it to break* Oops...
Sonia: *quicly fixes it* There. XD
Ritsu: Phew! It was starting to feel uncomfortable. *turns on the tv and switches to some random channel*
Sonia: Listen, I'm going to fly to Sonic and Manic and see if they need any help, okay? Just watch TV while I'm gone.
Ritsu: Okay.
Sonia: *leaves*
- LATER -
Sonia: *comes back*
Ritsu: *on the floor, looks dead, but he's really just sleeping*
Sonia: WAKE UP! XD
Ritsu: *stays asleep*
Sonia: WAKE UP, RITSU! MOMO REFUSED YOU!
Ritsu: *suddenly awake* WHAT? She did? *starts to cry* Why?
Sonia: Gotcha :P
Ritsu: You were joking? I don't belive you! Prove it!
Sonia: I was joking, don't worry!
Ritsu: Prove it.
Sonia: *shows ritsu a text from his phone which has a text from momo saying love ya*
Ritsu: Oh...Why did you take so long?
Sonia: It seems that Sonic and Manic went to a very cold are, and the problem is my wings will break if I fly. The annoying thing was that I ran out of pixie dust halfway but and so I had to walk the rest of the way home XD
Ritsu Oh. I never get cold, I can heat myself up with my missles :3
Sonia: XD
- The End -