Twilight Segments
Jasper just wins the lotto*
Random voice: Jasper Cullen you have just won the lotto where are you going now....
Jasper: IM GOING TO SUBWAY!!
(( insider with Jasper in my rp room ))
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Emmett trying to rap*
Emmett: Yo Yo my name is EC I'm a vampire and I'm fly cuz I don't eat and sleep But I got a jeep and a lot of peeps cuz I'm cooler then ice cool chill.
Edward comes in*
Edward: Um Emmett WTH IS YOU DOING.
Emmett: Oh wouldn't you like to know
Edward: I just asked you what were you doing
Emmett: no Edward you didn't stop trying to hog my spot light here I'm trying to keep this party pumping for my peeps.
Edward: Awkward.
Walks away*
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When James is burning in the fire*
Edward: Well I'm glad that's over what should we do now?
Carlisle: Well since we have this fire started the only thing it's good for now is…
Alice: Is what Carlisle?
Jasper: Pain and Destruction!
Emmett: Okay kinda weird, but what were you gunna say Carlisle?
Carlisle: Roasting Weenies!
Edward, Alice, Jasper, and Emmett all exchange high fives*
While roasting weenie*
Edward: I feel we forgot about something.
Bella twitches in corner*
Edward: Nah.
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Playing Baseball
Rosalie hits the ball*
Emmett: I got it
Edward: Got What?
Emmett: IT!
Edward: WTH IS IT!
Emmett: I GOT ….
Ball smacks Emmett in the head*
Emmett: WTF was that
Edward: Idk wtf it is was.
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Alice hits the ball; Edward and Emmett run for the ball, but smack into each other*
Bella: Whispers to shelf* Idiots!
Edward: What did you say dear?
Bella: oh um I said I love you.
Edward: Oh I love you too.
Edward: Looks at Rosalie*Oh isn't she just a doll!
Rosalie: Thinks to shelf* Ya if you mean like a voodoo doll you can stick pins in. muhahaha* Ya Edward she's one in a million
. …..
a little bit later in the game….. Edward hits the ball* Runs all the way to 3rd, but Emmett catches it. * Edward doesn't notice but a bird poops on him*
Edward: SHIT!
Emmett: You can say that again.
New Moon Segments
Voluntri
(Thinking to themselves)
Bella: WERE ALL GONNA DIE! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Alice: I wonder what that idiot Edward is thinking about now?
Edward: How the heck does Aro get his hair so shiny?
Alice: On 2nd thought nevermind….
Aro: Zip-a-dee- do-da Zip-pa-de-day my oh my what a wonderful day… to kill… I mean spread peace on earth. Must blend in. Gotta look normal here… Smiles like a metal institute patient… There we go.
Jane: Wtf is that old crackpot man doing. Idiot! I'm surrounded by complete and total, Idiots!
Breaking Dawn Segments
Birth of Renesmee
Edward: Push…… Push….
Bella: I'm trying. I'm trying.
Edward: Oh sorry Bella I was talking the crane operator he's trying to push the wolf out the door.
Bella: What?
Edward: Well ya I'm too lazy to pick that fat thing up myself. ………