Another day, another great moment.
*Rukia is sitting on the couch, sipping tea*
*Renji walks in* Hey, babe. Were you able to sleep last night?
*Rukia* A little. Could you?
*Renji* Seriously, no. Rangiku and Hitsugaya have been fucking every night for the last few days. *Lowers voice* Don`t they get tired?
*Rukia* It`s their hobby. Believe me, they never will.
*Yoruichi walks in holding her pillow* I can see you two had a good night sleep. ME on the other hand, not so much thanks to Rangiku screaming 'Go Hitsy' every ten seconds! Ugh. I hate this. And to think that by grabbing my shotgun and pulling the trigger, i can put an end to it.
*Rangiku and Hitsugaya walk in*
*Rangiku* Helloooo everyone. Isn`t it a wonderfull day?
*Rukia, Renji and Yoruichi scream* NO!
*Hitsugaya* Why?
*Renji* He even has the nerve of asking us that!
*Rukia* You guys barely let us get some sleep these last couple of days and we are sick of it!
*Rangiku* Oh my. Are we that loud? Lol.
*Yoruichi* Are you kidding?! It`s like watching porn in my bedroom with max volume!
*Renji* We think that maybe you guys are addicted to sex.
*Rukia* We are not completely SURE..*Looks at Renji* ..but you are gonna have to prove that you`re not.
*Rangiku* You mean giving it up!
*Ruia* Not exactly. Sorta like, we are going to see if you can last two days without it. If you can`t, then that means you`re addicted.
*Hitsugaya* Okay, sure.
*Rangiku* Are you kidding, Hitsy?! It`s like giving up Yaoi!
*Hitsugaya* Hun, it can`t be that hard.
*Rangiku* Ha! Easy for you to say `cause you`re not the one who likes getting a dick penetrated in your-
*Yoruichi* Okay, no need for details. We all get the point. Besides, this is just a test. And you`re right, it`s almost just like giving up Yaoi.
*Rukia* So are you going to do it?
*Rangiku* Fine...i`ll do it. But just so ya know, Yoruichi and Kisuke are addicted too.
*Yoruichi* Oh yeah?
*Rangiku* You`re addicted to frenching.
*Yoruichi* Yeah, well at least our addiction doesn`t keep screaming 'Go Hitsy' every night.
*Rangiku* Whatever. Let`s just get this over with as quickly as possible, okay?
*Yoruichi* Fine by me.
*Renji* Same here.
*Rukia* Alright. Yoruichi and I are going to keep an eye on Rangiku while Renji is keeping an eye on Hitsugaya. Got it?
*Renji* Got it. *Walks out with Hitsugaya*
*Rukia* Okay Rangiku, let`s start being normal like any other day.
*Rangiku* Alrighty.
*Rukia* So how was he?
*Yoruichi* Yeah.
*Rangiku* OOoh he was amazing as always. It was just sooo hot, ya know?
*Yoruichi* I can imagen from the way you keep screaming in the middle of the night.
*Rukia* Yoruichi, i thought we went over that.
*Yoruichi* What, it`s not like i`m lying here.
*Rangiku* Omg. Just talking about him makes me want him even more. Hitsugaya, my dear. *Stands up*
*Rukia and Yoruichi hold her down*
*Rukia* Quick! Put the-the Yaoi tape!
*Rangiku* Yaoi....My Hitsy!
*Rukia* Look, it would be much easier if you do something entertaining that doesn`t make you think about him.
*Rangiku bursts out, screaming* But i don`t know what to do!!! *Walks nervously around in circles*
*Yoruichi* Or...you can do that too.
*Rukia whispers at Yoruichi* You think she`s gonna last two days?
*Yoruichi* Honestly, no. But hey, she`ll fight it.
*Rukia looks behind Yoruichi and back at her* Uh..you sure?
*Yoruichi* Apsolutely. Why?
*Rukia* `Cause there she goes!!!! *Points at Rangiku running away* Get her!
*They both start chasing her around the Soul Society*
*Rangiku* You`ll never get me alive!
*Rukia* True. But we can get you frozen. *Freezes her*
*Rangiku* Nooooo!
*Yoruichi* I`ve got a perfect way to settle this `cause she`s not gonna stop running away untill she gets her hands on Hitsugaya. I`m sure of it.
*Later at night*
*Rangiku is frozen on a chair in front of Hitsgaya, who`s also frozen*
*Rukia* Haha. You and your ideas. Good night, you two. I`ll keep an eye on them.
*Renji and Yoruichi* Good night. *They both walk out*
*Yoruichi* I can finally get some sleep.
*Renji* Yeah. Thanks the lord.
*Rangiku* I really wanna be held in your arms, Hitsugaya.
*Hitsugaya* Me too.
*Rukia falls asleep on the couch*
*Rangiku leans forward, trying to reach Hitsugaya and whispers* Can`t..reach.
*Hitsugaya whispers* Let`s try moving as much as we can so we can fall from the chair.
*They both keep moving and finally fall*
*Rangiku* Ow.
*Hitsugaya whispers* Quick, before she sees us. *Kisses her*
*Rangiku whispers* God, that felt good. Now we gotta hang in there tomorro. Good night.
*Hitsugaya* Good night.
*The next day*
*Rukia* Rise and shine, sleepy-heads. Lol. How did you sleep?
*Rangiku* Not that good. I was having sex last night in my dream. Lucky me in that dream. Damnit. I want this day to end already.
*Hitsugaya* So do i.
*Renji* Don`t worry, it`ll end quickly.
*Hitsugaya* That`s easy for you because you are not in a hurry for it to end.
*Yoruichi* Now how about we go get something to eat?
*Rangiku* I`m very hungry, actually.
*Rukia sips tea* What do you want to eat?
*Rangiku* What i`m hungry for right now, has nothing to do with food...
*Hitsugaya* I`m getting something to eat. Renji, let`s go.
*Renji* Right. *Walks out with him*
*Rangiku* I WANT SEX!
*Rukia* Damn, girl.
*Rangiku grabs a Hentai magazine and reads it* Oh, much better.
*Rukia and Yoruichi`s mouths and eyes are wide open*
*Rukia* Wha.
*Yoruichi* Um, Rangiku?
*Rangiku is reading* What.
*Yoruichi* You do know what you`re reading, right?
*Rangiku* Yeah.
*Rukia* Damn. She must really be desperate for sex then.
*Yoruichi* I can`t stand watching her do this to herself.
*Rukia* I agree. Rangiku?
*Rangiku is still reading the Hentai magazine* Yeah?
*Rukia* We`ve decided to let you see Hitsugaya. The test is over. You..pass.
*Rangiku* YES! *Throws the magazine up in the air and runs off*
*Yoruichi* Aaaand she`s off...
*Later at night*
*Rangiku screams* OMFG!!!! I GUESS NOT HAVING SEX FOR A WHOLE DAY REALLY MADE YOU MORE OF AN ANIMAL. WHOOOOOT! BOOYA! *Sings* Over there...no! I said over there! YEEEEHA!
*Everyone scream* SHUT THE HELL UP!
*They`re gonna sleep very happy tonight..well..some.
The End