A/N: MY LYRICS, MY LYRICS! MINE!!
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"Harry the Green-Eyed Wizard"
Harry the green-eyed wizard, wizard
Had a very intuitive scar (well it was!)
And if you ever saw it, saw it
You would even say it's gross (like a pimple!)
All of the other wizards, wizards
Used to laugh and call him names (hey, scarhead!)
They never let poor Harry, Harry
Join in any wizard games (you suck at Gobstones!)
Then one dreaming, hallucinating night
Voldemort came to say:
"Harry, with your brains so bright,
Won't you rescue Sirius tonight?"
Then all of his friends hated him, hated him
As they cried out their pleas (help me!)
Harry, the gullible wizard,
You'll go down in history! (like Lockhart!)