"Oi, Hashi," The raven-haired feline growled a little from where he was sat on the ground, staring up at the taller male, who was doing work of some sort and ignoring the Uchiha sat on the floor. Madara growled again, swishing his tail and throwing a paper ball at the tanned male. "Hashirama." He was ignored yet again. "I know you can hear me, you're not deaf, bastard."
A few moments of silence and the feline Uchiha growled, standing up and sitting himself on the desk, right on the piles of papers, glaring up at the other's face, which now showed exasperation. "Madara, please, I need to get these reports done…" Madara put his hand over the other's mouth to shut him up. "I'm sure you can do them later, when I'm not here. It's rude to ignore your best friend, Hashi-chan." Hashirama frowned slightly at the nickname, nudging at Madara to get the Uchiha feline off of his desk. "Madara. Please."
This action only caused the Uchiha to pounce at the other with a low growl, causing the chair to tip back and for Hashirama to fall off the chair and land on the floor, the feline sat on top of him with a cocky grin. "I'm sure Tsunade can handle things, you know. She is the current Hokage, not you." Hashirama made a sound of protest but Madara shifted on top of him, straddling the other's hips. "You need to relax. Wouldn't want you to get more wrinkles, old man," Madara teased lightly.
His triumphant expression was soon wiped off of his face as their positions were suddenly reversed and he was looking up at the other's face, straight brown hair brushing his pale face. "No!" He protested, not wanting the other to come out on top this time. So, he pushed himself against the other to try and get back on top. It soon turned into a rough tussle, tumbling and wrestling around the room, a fight for dominance which soon turned into other activities.
Anyone who walked into the office quickly walked back out, their expressions a mix of horror and shock.