Dear Yomi,

Hey, I got to attend my first super-awesome secret INTERPOL meeting today! I bet you're wondering what it was about, huh? I bet you're just dying to know! But I'm not going to tell you a thing!

See Ya,

Tomo

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Tomo:

Aren't you just the person who brings everyone coffee?

Yomi

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Dear Yomi,

IT'S JUST A COVER FOR MY SUPER-SECRET PLAN TO SOLVE ALL THE WORLD'S MYSTERIES!

Besides, like you're doing something soooooo cool as a sales clerk.

See Ya,

Tomo

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Tomo:

You'd have to have a brain before you could actually solve a mystery.

Yomi

PS: It's just a temporary job while I finish school! Shut up!

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Dear Yomi,

I've got more brains than any five detectives! Plus I've got my figure! How many dates have you gotten in the last six months, Miss Perfect?

See Ya,

Tomo

PS: Dead-end job! Dead-end job! Yomi's got a dead-end job!

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Tomo:

I've been busy with school. WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY JOB?

Yomi

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Dear Yomi,

Suuuure you have. Ooh, did I hit a sensitive subject?

Tomo

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Tomo:

Ugh, how do you even hold down a job when you're such a moron?

Yomi

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Dear Yomi,

As it turns out, I don't! I guess I spilled the coffee on people one too many times. Can I come and stay with you?

See ya soon,

Tomo