Twilight: living with you
Personal ranting: I had the idea for a while, but was a bit scared since I practically didn't know anything about the series just what I saw in the movies new moon and eclipse. From those two movies I made out that:
1. Jacob works out between the scenes and hates wearing t-shirts
2. Bella is annoying and can't seem to decide between necrophilia and bestiality
3. Edward sparkles… do girls have some kind of glitter fetish? He isn't that hot…
Chapter one: day one
'What the hell do you mean?' I yell at Seth through the small mobile, causing people to stare at me as I make way to the exit of the mall, scratching at my freshly cut hair. 'I've already signed the contract for the apartment, and now you just happen to go to a different university, in a FREAKING DIFFERENT STATE!'
'Don't worry.' Seth replied calmly, as he tried to soothe my emotions, failing at it really. He always had promised me, that when we started university we would get a place together were we could hang around, drink and take our latest flirts. 'I already have a friend who wants to move in with you, if you're okay with that.' I snickered at the thought. Yeah, this could be fun, living together with a stranger. 'If this turns out to be a nightmare I'm going to kill you Seth.' I reply in to the phone 'I swear to god, no on my virgin ass, I will hunt you down and kill you.'
'Don't worry Jake, you'll love him. I'm sure of it. His name is Edward, he's gonna study psychology. I met him for the first time last year, you know when I had problems with my girlfriend? He helped me out then, so I kinda owed him a favor… This is my way of paying him back.' Seth continued happily, why the hell was he so happy? Really only with Seth I can get these kind of problems…
'So when is this Edward coming to see the apartment?' I growled against the phone as I crossed the street to my car. 'Oh he's going to move in this afternoon, I showed his around last week.'
'HE'S GOING TO WHAT! When the hell did you decide all this Seth…' I yelled at the man, practically ripping of the door of my car in anger. 'You better not shown him my room, I hate it when people enter in there.' That was my golden rule, my room was my nest. It was a reflection of everything I liked, a reflection of me as a being. When people stepped in there they see me, as the person I am. Like hell some unknown guy gets to poke around in there. 'Well then I have good news, I didn't enter your room.' Seth replied still unaware at me getting more pissed at the second.
'YOU didn't enter? Did this Edward guy go inside?' I growled threateningly at him, clearly not impressing Seth one bit. He was used to me after all…
'He did, he liked your posters. It seems like you have lot of things in common. He did say you needed to find a better place to hide your porn. I mean seriously dude, under your mattress? Even I would have found it there.' I felt a blush creeping to my cheeks. This can't be happening, I'm just dreaming. Yeah it must be a dream a really bad nightmare…
I wasn't sleeping, I decided after pinching my arm 27 times. It was the worst day of my life, no doubt. I thought in shock while I entered the apartment. Noticing the huge amount of boxes in front of the room that was supposed to belong to Seth. Edward must have arrived already. Time to give that man a piece of my mind, entering someone's room without asking? This wasn't going to be the best start of a friendship! The only thing I hadn't thought about was well, I would forget my anger the moment I stood in the doorstep. Edward was busy undressing, changing shirts or whatever. He didn't notice me at first so I had a chance to look at his muscular body before he noticed me staring. As I regained consciousness he chuckled at my amazed face. 'Yeah you must be Jacob, I remember seeing your photo in the room across the hall. You're cuter in real life though.' He whistled while walking towards me. 'I'm Edward by the way.' He said as he shaked my hand. 'Uhm yeah, so breaking euhm room, euhm.' I stumbled over my words, making Edward laugh even harder. Damned like hell I'm gonna be outsmarted by this guy I said as a low growl left my throat. I couched, regaining composure. 'Yeah, you weren't supposed to be in my room though. I hope you looked around good because you're not going to see the inside of MY room the next few years.'
'If it is because I found your porn collection. I swear to god, I won't tell anyone you like big booty bitches.' He replied. 'No seriously, I promise not to go in any more. I wouldn't have in I had known you felt so strongly about it. Seth just said it was all right.' It was at that time I decided Seth had to die, or at least get hurt, seeing my angry expression Edward continued. 'Tell you what, to make up to you I'm gonna make you dinner tonight. I'll make my famous spaghetti.'
I was surprised at this, maybe Edward was a good guy. 'And maybe then we could have some after dinner sex?' All my admiration disappeared as fast as it came. 'WHAT?' I yelled out in surprise.
'Oh yeah, I'm guessing Seth didn't tell you this too. I'm gay.' Yeah, remember when I thought Seth had to get hurt at least, scratch that and make it 'DIE SLOWLY...'
After Edward explained to me he was just joking about the sex thing I felt a bit more at ease. The rest of the conversation was pretty normal, Edward seemed like a nice guy. So after I helped him unpacking he went out to buy the ingredients for his spaghetti. As I saw him leaving the building I took my phone. 'You ASSHOLE.' Was the first thing I yelled at Seth through the phone. 'Not only did you break a promise, you got me a GAY ROOM MATE.' Seth laughed. 'So what was your first reaction when you saw him? You stared didn't you?'
'What does that have to do with anything?' I replied, feeling the heat that radiated from my own cheeks. 'Listen Jake, he is a nice guy. Just has a weird sense of humour. If you make clear you don't want his penis up your pooper from the start he won't hit on you.' How could Seth be so calm about gay sex? 'Like hell I'm gonna say that against him.' I replied. 'So you are interested in him?' Seth asked. 'Yeah... I mean NO! I meant to say I wasn't going to tell him I don't want his penis up my ass. You know what you better leave the state soon or I'm gonna come over to your house and pummel you to death with my cellphone.' Seth laughed. 'You haven't been this energetic in a while. I knew you meeting Edward was a good idea.' As I saw Edward coming back, running over the pavement, with two plastic bags. 'This is gonna be a long year isn't it?' I asked Seth. 'You know it sister.' He replied to me before hanging up.
Dinner was good, his spaghetti really filled me up good. We talked about a lot of stuff, turns out he really liked the same kind of music as me. After dinner I told Edward to relax on the couch and watch some television, I'd do the dishes, after all he had cooked for me. And I sure as hell wasn't going to repay him with sex... He didn't want to sit down though, so we did the dishes together. He was washing them, I was drying. I finally decided to ask about his orientation. 'So you like men then?' I asked him straight out, I might have surprised him. He almost broke a glass with his bare hand. He turned his head. 'Where is this coming from, big-booty-bitch man?'
'Just thinking about ground rules I guess.' I replied. 'The ground rules for...' He asked. 'Well you having sex in here, since I'm not gonna be here all the time I thought we should at least discuss where you are allowed to... Fornicate.' Making Edward laugh out loud. 'Go ahead tell me Jacob, where am I allowed to fornicate?' I almost started blushing again, shit think of something... 'Well not in the shower, I ain't showering in there if you do someone in there.' He laughed even harder. 'Anywhere else?'
'The couch in front of the television, my room, the bathtub, dinner table, kitchen sink... You know the usual spots.' I replied. 'So you're saying that every horizontal en vertical we have to share is off limits.' I laughed, he made it look so simple. 'If you put it that way, yeah. You can do it in your room of course.' I said on a tone like I was talking about the most normal thing in the world. 'You don't have to worry though.' Edward whispered conspirative, as I had to bend closer to what he was saying. 'I'm not going to bring over man and do them here. You see, I think I can bend your rule, if the person at the receiving end of the coitus is the other person living here.' I laughed, yeah Seth warned me about this after all. As I replied whispering as well. 'I'm not gay.'
'Yet...' Edward chimed happily.
It was going to be a long year...
Chapter one! I love Jacob his body is so... SMEXY XD