Hello, and welcome to the fluffiest 3/4 thing I have ever wrote! I know you guys are all waiting on THEKISS and stuff, but this is just kind of something I write in when I get writer's block. Don't worry, people, I'm not putting it on hold or anything – I'm still full of ideas! So just enjoy this fanfic, and flames are accepted...I won't be surprised if someone yells that there are too many 3/4 fanfics circling the internet because I agree 100% there. The only reason we are complaining is because half of them aren't good enough and too predictable. We need originality – if you people want reviews, make the story as original as possible.

I'm not saying that my fanfic here is the most original piece of work written, but really. I do love 3/4 fanfics – don't get me wrong – it's just that a lot are about the same storyline. Okay, enough of my pointless lecturing that you will probably flame me about... To the story!

Disclaimer: If you honestly think I own Kids Next Door, make your way to the Happy Hotel. And yes, I did steal that from Numbuh Two—I don't even own part of the disclaimer...isn't that awful?

Oh, and by the way, the title is still pending...I really haven't thought of anything good enough of what to call this thing. Oh, and sorry that the chapter is so short and everything...but there will be A LOT of chapters, so just deal with it, okay? .

Chapter One: All Alone

No matter what Numbuh Four did, he couldn't avoid it. He tried everything – yelling at her, making fun of her, and plain out acting like he didn't care what she was up to. But that warm, fuzzy feeling inside his stomach just wouldn't go away around her. He hated it, whatever it was.

And today happened to be one of the days he was going to have to deal with that feeling. Because today was the day he'd be left alone with her.

All day long, too.

Countless times Numbuh Four had tried to persuade Numbuh One into letting him accompany the rest of the team on the mission. With each day that passed, the crazier the bribes became – once he even asked Numbuh One that he would watch fifty Rainbow Monkey videos in a row for his punishment instead, and when Numbuh One said no, Numbuh Four knew there was no hope. He was going to be stuck in the tree house while the rest of them besides Numbuh Three and him traveled to the arctic to meet up with Numbuh Thirty- C...again.

He really didn't find it fair. All he'd done was make a few comments about Numbuh One's leadership skills and boom – punishment. But Numbuh One apparently thought staying back from a mission wasn't enough, so he assigned whom but Numbuh Three to stay back, too. It was like Numbuh One knew that he had a problem with the girl. He just plain out said, "Numbuh Three's staying, too," without even explaining why. This was mostly what sent Numbuh Four over the edge with the Rainbow Monkey bribe.

So now the poor Aussie sat in the middle of his wrestling mat, contemplating the facts over in his mind, every so often muttering things he could barely understand himself.

Numbuh Four rested onto his back and mumbled. At least she's not going ter beh with that cruddy penguin, he mused to himself and suddenly felt taken aback at his own thoughts. Why should he care anyway? She was just a dumb, Rainbow Monkey-loving girl after all!

This was the last straw. He had a plan. Instead of worrying over all of the events that might occur while being alone with Numbuh Three, he was going to completely and fully ignore her. Therefore, nothing bad could happen...none of those strange feelings could return to his head.

But this strategy failed as quickly as it came to mind for as soon as he made his way into the kitchen for breakfast, the girl came running past, a blur of black and green. He sighed to himself. This was going to be harder than he thought.

"Hey, where are the others?" She asked him, sitting down on a stool at the table with an empty bowl in front of her. "Did they go somewhere?"

Numbuh Four felt warmth in his cheeks – he wasn't a big fan of the way she was staring at him, not to mention that cruddy hot feeling that his face was getting. "Don't ya remember? They're on that arctic mission thing..."

"Oh! I remember now!" She said smiling, but her eyes still held confusion.

"Yeah, ah'm sure ya do," he replied in his accented voice. "Now, ah'm gettin' a pop tart an' goin' up ter mah room...if ya need meh, ya know that's where ah'll beh."

Pe'fect idea, Wally, he thought to himself with a mischievous grin. Jus' stay in yer room all day an' nothin' bad will 'appen.

"Okie-dokie, Numbuh Four!" Numbuh Three kept smiling in her usual perpetually blissful way. "But are you sure you don't want to come play tea party with me?"

"Yeah, ah'm sure."

"Really sure?"

"Really sure."

And so Numbuh Four grabbed his said pop tart and began to walk out of the room when Numbuh Three's voice stopped him, "Bye-bye, Numbuh Four! Have fun!"

Yeah, fun is w'ot ah'm gonna 'ave all right, he thought sarcastically. Bein' cooped up in mah room loike a dang animal is a load'a'fun.

Of course, this thought was nothing like what came out of his mouth then. "Ah will, Numbuh Three," he said. "G'bye."

He was finally able to leave the kitchen without Numbuh Three interrupting, and he made his way up to his room. As he entered, he found himself wondering what he could possibly do all day to keep himself occupied. Music would get old fast, and fighting his training robots was too easy and too exhausting at the same time.

Crud, he thought. Ah knew ah should've put a TV in 'ere.

Sorry it's short and everything, but it's just the beginning, so it'll get better and more interesting – trust me! Besides, there are a lot of chapters so far, so yeah...For now, just review and it'll make me happy enough to post chapter two. Yup, yup.

I'll even reply to all my reviews if you people are kind enough! ;D

Next Chapter info: Numbuh Four finds his room to be super boring, so he decides to sneak out to go watch T.V. There's only one problem – he has to get by Numbuh Three's room to get there!