I don't own a thing but if I did I'd be rich! :)
He has a secret like everybody,
In his life he keeps it tight,
Even though his friends know it,
I wont tell a soul and he knows it.
Just don't try to pull it out of me,
And don't try to get everybody else to tell you,
Go on and try you wont get far,
Another thing don't be stupid and yell it out loud,
No other soul will spill the beans,
So don't screw it up,
Hell would freeze over before he tells,
I will go now for I might be in trouble be You-Know-Who.