A/n: Have a merry friggin early Christmas. It's almost the first anniversary of my uh, authordom I guess. It's just a few days after Cristmas is when it is. I've been trying to save this until then but I just can't! So here you go. My lastest work. May I present... another lame story by me!
Link was in no ways normal. It's hard to earn back that title after saving all of Hyrule. And of course no one felt safe unless if Link was active so by royal authority he was made the " Police force." He was a one man squad but then again no one really dared to commit crimes while he was even alive. So he never had much trouble. But he and all the peace loving people of Hyrule were about to be in way over thier heads. They were about to be fighting the one fight that will change Hyrule and it's future for the next thousand years.
It all started one morning as nothing but a minor crime. It was nothing but a routine bust. But it was about to send everything Link knew and Link's entire world spinning out of control.
Navi the fairy flew into the house of the peace keeper. He was sleeping. An easy fix. Navi picked up an empty pot from Link's bedside and flew outside. She swooped into the pond and came up with a jar of water. She flew back to the hut. "Link if you don't wake up now you're in for it." Navi warned.
" I don't want to go in the grave! No! No graves! No more graves!" Link shouted in his sleep.
"I warned you" Navi said as she dumped the water on Link.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Link shouted as he sat up in bed. "Hey I'm drenched in cold sweat from the grave dreams." Link said so oblivious to what really happened.
" Cold sweat, that's it. Yeah it's all cold sweat." Navi said.
"What's your problem?" Link asked.
"Never mind me," Navi said, "we have bigger problems in the field. A couple of hoodlums are starting a fire."
"Fire!" Link shouted, "we've gotta get over there immediatly!" Link rushed to put on his tunic. He hurried out to the field. As soon as he stepped out in the field he could see the flames. They were right by Hyrule. This was bad. He ran up by Hyrule to find just two young hoodlums laughing at their crackling creation. "What is yuor motive for such behavior?" Link asked.
"Hyrule shall fall by our hands and none other!" they shouted in unison.
"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Link shouted.
"Then die!" one of them shouted back. A fight followed these words. They fought well for teenagers but it just wasn't enough. There were times where Link was pinned in a bad spot but they couldn't capitalize. However every mistake thye made came back to haunt them. In the end they were tiede and sent off to prison by Link himself. but one statement stopped Link cold. "Even though we're gone the rebellion will conquer!" one of the prisoners yelled.
"Did you say rebellion?" Link questioned.
"No I said the ducks will kill you. Of course I said rebellion!" One of the captured retorted.
"What's the rebellion like?" Link asked trying to stay calm.
"All I can say is by the end you, your girlfriend, and her family will be gone and the chosen one will rule!" one of them explained.
'First off I have no relation with Zelda. And secondly if your chosen one thinks he can take out the best in Hyrule plus the army of Hyrule he's mistaken." Link explained.
"He will." one of them shouted.
"Tell me more." Link persuaded.
"We can't tell you any more without blowing the whole thing." one of them said.
"Maybe you'll tell me under these conditions." Link said holding his sword to the rebel's neck.
"I'm prepared to die for my cause!" he exclaimed.
"We'll see how long you last in prison." Link threatened. And with no response from the rebels he was off to the prison to drop them off and then he rode straight to the castle. As he approached he saw a lone guard watching the castle gates.
"Why hello Link," the guard greeted, "what brings you here?"
"Let me through. I need to see Zelda. her life could be in danger!" Link demanded.
"What could possibly be so urgent?" the guard asked.
"Rebellion." Link responded.
"Well go straight ahead." the guard said as he raised the gate. Link galloped his horse to the drawbridge.
"It's already down," Link said to himself,"not a good sign." He rushed through the castle. Up the spiral staicase. Down the hall. Last door on the right. It was a regular route. He walked in the door to find the princess sleeping. "She seems so harmless when she's asleep." Link marveled. He went up and gently nudged her shoulder. In return he got slapped in the face. "What was that for?" Link asked.
"Intruding upon a lady's nap," Zelda replied," Much less the princess's."
"I have good reason." Link replied.
"Tell me." Zelda demanded.
"It's a rebellion." Link said.
A/n: Like it? If you don't you get my best Jake Plummer impression. Read and review. Please.