Alice vs. Edward
Me: Hi. Just so Stephenie doesn't sue me I don't own Twilight. But I want Edward...
It was a quiet day at the Cullen house, and Edward was listening to some music. Little did he know the insanity that this would cause...
Alice: Okay, I got spare remote, and some of Kalara's CD's... now to begin.
* Edward turns on stereo*
( Edwards songs are italic, Alice's are bold, and talking is regular)
Back off, I'll take you on,
Headstrong, I can take on anyone
I know that you were wrong
Headstrong, we're Headstrong
*click*
You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
Once you party with us, you'll be fallen in love
Ohhh Ohh Ohhhh
Edward: What the hell?
*click*
If you feel so empty
So used up
So let down
If you feel so angry
So ripped off'
So stepped on
You're not the only one
Refusing to back down
So get uuuuuuuuppppp
Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot
Alice: Hmmmm... That song's to angry. Let's try this.
*click*
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes and you're no
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
YOU, you don't really wanna stay, no
YOU, but you don't really wanna go-o
Edward: What. The. HELL.
*click*
I don't wanna waste my time
Becoming another casualtie, of society
Don't wanna waste my time
Becomin' another victim of your conformity
And back down
Alice: No, Maybe this is better!
*click*
StarStruck, camera flashes
cover of magazines
Woah-ooh
StarStruck, designer sunglasses
livin' the dream as a teen
All the fancy cars
Hollywood Blvd.
All the crowds screamin' your name
yeah
StarStruck, prepare to get StarStruck
yeah
Edward: SERIOUSLY!
*click*
Hey Soul Sister
Ain't that Mr. Mr.
On the radio, the stereo
The way you move ain't fair ya know
Alice: Better, but this is AWESOME!
*clickies*
123, not just you and me
Got 180 derees
And I'm stuck in between
Sayin' 123
Peter, Pual, and Mary
Kickin' it with 3P's
Now, are you ready
Edward: O..Dear...GOD!
*click*
Hey, Ho, Yeah whatya want from me
Alice: No effin' way, dude. No effin' way.
*clickers*
Tik Tok
On the clock
DJ blow my speakers up
To-nite
I'mma fight
'till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok
On the clock
But the party don't stop
Nooooooo
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh
Edward: This reeks of Alice.
*Turns off stereo*
Alice: Awwww... damn.
Edward: AHA!
Alice: SHIT!
Edward: Give me the remote, Al.
Alice: No.
* I walk in*
Me: WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES STOLE MY CD'S?
*Alice and Edward point at each other*
* I break out my superawesomemegahuge ChainSaw of D&D( check my profile for explanation) *
Me: PREPARE. TO. DIE.
Alice and Edward:!
* They are now running*
Edward: THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW!
Alice: SHUT UP, SON OF A BITCH, AND KEEP RUNNING!
Me: son of a- OH! Hi! Thanks for reading. If you wanna know the songs, here:
Headstrong-TRAPT
California Girls- Katy Perry
Riot- Three Days Grace
Hot N' Cold- Katy Perry
Fat Lip- somethin' 41
StarStruck-Sterling Knight
Soul Sister- Train
123-Brittney Spears
What'ya Want From Me- someone...I forget...damnit...
Tik Tok-Ke$ha
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