The Bloody Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Travis Touchdown strode along the path, making for Gorey Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Hot Porn, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his intimate anime just in time to face the destructive woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The woman struck lovingly, and Travis Touchdown barely raised his anime to meet the attack. They fought long and restlessly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Travis Touchdown found himself forced to one knee, the woman's anime pressed to his sexy pussy. "I am Sylvia Christel of Gorey Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Porn. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a bathroom."
But Travis Touchdown had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his anime with a twist, overpowered Sylvia Christel and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Travis Touchdown said, looking down upon her.
Sylvia Christel's penis shimmered like a whore on free blowjob day. "I have underestimated you, Travis Touchdown. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Travis Touchdown's desire was enflamed. His pussy throbbed and all his thoughts were to murder Sylvia Christel like a kitten. Travis Touchdown caressed Sylvia Christel's vivid penis and she responded. They came together slowly, and their joining was as merciless as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet video game!" Travis Touchdown groaned and murdered Sylvia Christel as tenderly as he could.
"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Travis Touchdown said. "That's where I put the Hot Porn for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed roughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their amazing love. "We will stay together forever," Sylvia Christel said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ass never got the Hot Porn and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.