A/N: Alrighty then. The only reason I'm doing this is for kicks, so nobody say anything rude. I just got my first flame not too long ago. It was pretty pointless, though, to be honest. Flames are kind of stupid. It's like running up to someone randomly and screaming, "YOU SUCK! GO DIE!" and then running away, ya know? No good reason for it, and there are people who write much worse fics than me, so why I'm getting yelled at is beyond me. Oh well. *Shrugs*

But basically, I've been reading a lot of fics like this lately, and they hurt my brain. So naturally I decided to write one! :D Enjoy, and keep in mind that I own NOTHING. B'bye!

Helgoth= Helga G. Pataki

Shortman= Arnold Shortman

Pheebster = Phoebe Heyerdahl

LadiesMan33= Gerald Johansen

TheVampireSlayer = Sid

PumpkinProtector = Stinky Peterson

Fashionista999 = Rhonda Wellington Lloyd

Hungry= Harold Berman

GoldenHero: Mystery Character.

CaptainAwesome= SuprSingr (I might pop in once or twice just to be stupid)

Also, in case you may have noticed, there are a few characters missing from the list above. Well, that's because I got too tired to come up with any names for the following characters, so please, I'd like EVERYONE to try and come up with a good usernames for:

Thaddeus 'Curly' Gammelthorpe = ?

Lila Sawyer = ?

Any Other Characters I'm Forgetting = ?

Anywho, other than all that, the basic idea is that their school just got computers hooked up and they get to go online and talk to each other from the school library before and after school hours, and they can even sign onto the school chat room from OFF campus too. Cool, right? OH! IMPORTANT! Everyone is 16 here. Great.

NOW READ!

Helgoth has just signed on

Helgoth: Hi

Helgoth: Oh, so I'm the only one on at the moment then? Ugh.

Helgoth: I guess I'll just sign off for now then.

Helgoth: Oh, great, first talking to myself and now typing to myself... I really am a basket case!

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Shortman has just signed on

LadiesMan33 has just signed on

Shortman: Hey, Gerald.

LadiesMan33: No no man! You gotta call me LadiesMan on here!

Shortman: Why?

LadiesMan33: It makes me seem mysterious.

Shortman: But everyone already knows what username you're going by.

LadiesMan33: So? I'm still mysterious. Girls like mysterious.

Shortman: But you have a girlfriend.

LadiesMan33: Man, why do you have to keep pushing me back down? Can't I have a little fun for once?

Shortman: Sorry, Ger-LadiesMan.

LadiesMan33: Thank you.

Helgoth has just signed on

Shortman: Hey, Helga.

LadiesMan33: Sup, babe.

Helgoth: Criminy! Why do I keep signing on at the most inopportune moments? I'm out of here!

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LadiesMan33: What was that about?

Shortman: There's no telling with Helga.

LadiesMan33: Good point, dude.

LadiesMan33: So when are you going to ask her out?

Shortman: Never.

LadiesMan33: mgwwenglobqagv... WHY?

Shortman: I already told you why.

LadiesMan33: Ugh. Please, Arnold, refresh me memory.

Shortman: No, you're supposed to call me 'Shortman', remember?

LadiesMan33: Don't change the subject!

Shortman: I'm just telling you to call me 'Shortman' instead of 'Arnold'.

LadiesMan33: Yeah, well, STOP. Answer the question.

Shortman: I would, but I don't remember what it was.

LadiesMan33: But it's on the screen! Scroll up!

Shortman: Yeah, you asked me why. 'Why' what?

LadiesMan33: Why are you being difficult? Why. Don't. You. Ask. Helga. Out?

Shortman: No, she's 'Helgoth', LadiesMan.

LadiesMan33: That's it! Silent treatment until you answer the question.

Shortman: Fine!

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LadiesMan33: ;S KW,S RNKERJ LEASJN KRvVYVIYGUYVUHOJOIHYUD!

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GoldenHero has just signed on

GoldenHero: Hello, anyone on?

GoldenHero: Well, I'll take that as a no.

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CaptainAwesome has just signed on

CaptainAwesome: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...HAHAHAHAHA! ...HAHAHA! ...HA!

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