Demon: This is going to be fun! (Note I'm Reposting the first two Chapters cause FFnet took them off!)

Terra: Are you hyper?

Demon: No!

Terra: And your going to do this!

Demon: Yeah ...

Seto: IF YOU DO THIS, I'LL THROW ALL OF KAIBA CORP. ON YOU!!!

Demon: You're going to drop a building on me!

Seto: No, I'm going to ... I'm going to ... shuddup!

Demon: Welcome to Seto's Stupid Moments! This is where I reveal to you some of Seto's dumbest moments! So Enjoy!

Seto: Damn you ... ... (holds up cardboard sign) Seto For Governor!

In Seto's really big-ass mansion...

Seto opens his really big-ass door to his even bigger-ass room, but first looks around to see if the coast is clear.

Seto: Final! I've been dieing to try this!

Seto rushes into his room, slams the door shut and locks it with his fifty big-ass locks. He then dives under his bed and starts clawing around until he finds the "Big-Ass Silver Box Of Wonderfully Odd Things That Can For Some Reason Fit In Here!"

Seto: (foaming at the mouth) Finally! My Precious!

Seto tosses the box onto his bed and opens it up. He pulls a caldron, a witch's outfit, face paint, a broomstick, a bunch of random and odd ingredients, Tom Green and a really big-ass spoon!

A few minutes later...

Seto is fully dressed in the witch suit, has the face paint on, has the caldron boiling and has Tom Green running around the room like a headless chicken. Seto searches his book self for an oddly shaped book that for some odd reason ended up in Tom Green's mouth.

Seto: Now stay put my pretty! And I won't have to sue you!

Tom: (flapping arms like a deranged chicken) Ziggy zaggy! Ping-pong! Walla walla Washing Man!

Seto tackles Tom Green to the ground and tears the book out of his mouth. He opens the book half way and reads the ingredients:

1 Eye of Mew 2 Rabid Pancakes 3 Pharaohs Dancing 4 Toxic Boxers 5 Biting Darlas! 6 Dead Donkeys! 7 World Leaders

Seto sat silently reading the ingredients while sitting on Tom Greens back.

Tom: Big man offa me back! Ziggy ziggy Pooh-pooh!

Seto: Oh shut up! (smacks Tom Green over the head with the big-ass spoon)

Mokuba: Hmmm ... Seto, what are you doing?

Tom Green immediately pounces on Mokuba, and tries to eat him.

Seto: (hitting Tom with the spoon) No! Bad Tom! You had yours! No eating the Mokuba!

Tom: Big man no hitty Tom Green! No hitty Tom Green! (runs into a corner)

Seto: How did you find my secret lair?

Mokuba: O.o ...

Seto: What?

Mokuba: Why are you wearing a dress?

Seto: (looks down at what he is wearing) It's not a dress! It's a robe!

Mokuba: O.o Whatever! Anyway (cough)dress(cough) I came through the doggy door! (Points at the doggy dog)

Seto: (muttering) I knew I shouldn't have installed that thing!

Mokuba: Right ... O.o

Seto: Now tell me little one! How did you find my secret lair?!

Mokuba: Hmmm... You have a bunch of signs outside your door saying 'Seto's Secret Lair Here!' or 'Secret Hideout Here!' or 'Buy One Shoe Here And Get The Second One Free!'

Seto: Hmmm ... so that's where my shoe sign went!

Mokuba: O.o ... right! So what cha cooking?

Seto: A potion!

Mokuba: (looking into the pot) Seto, all I see is KD!

Seto: (placing the lid on the pot) Moki, that's my lunch! The potion is in the next one!

Mokuba: Opps! (looks into the caldron) Ewww! It smells like wet dog and your gym socks!

Seto: Wanna try it?

Mokuba: What? Hell no!

Duke(pink bunny): (jumping up and down) OW! Pick me! Pick me!

Seto&Mokuba: ... O.o

Seto: Sure, why not! (pulls out a beer mug and fill it with his 'potion') There you go!

Duke: (takes the mug) Thank you ... hmm ... who are you again?

Seto: It's me. Seto!

Duke: O.o Whatever! (chugs the potion down) Wow! I feel all happy side! (Looks all dazed) Are you my mommy? (looking up at Seto)

Seto: What! Hell No!

Duke: (transforms back to normal) Wow! (starts dancing around) I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Seto: Well that didn't go out as planned! (pulls off the hat) Don't you say a wor-what's that?

Mokuba: A video camera!

Seto: What!?!?!?!

Mokuba: Now! You gotta do whatever I tell you to do! Or else!

Seto: Are you blackmailing me?

Mokuba: Why would I mail you anything? We live in the same house! And we're not black! So I guess I'm not blackmailing you!

Seto: --;; (anime fall) Go look Blackmailing up in the dictionary!

Mokuba: Ok big bro!

Duke: (still dancing) I'm a real boy!

Seto: Oh shut up!

Demon: So did you like it?

Seto: No!

Mokuba: Gotta love KD!

Seto: It's Gotta be KD!

Duke: (still dancing!) Yay! I'm a real boy! I'm a real boy! I'm real boy!

Demon: ... (snaps fingers)

Duke: (turns back into a pink rabbit) I'm a real ... owww!

Seto: Review Please! Now Mokuba give me that tape!

Mokuba: Don't have it! Demon does!

Demon: (holds up tape) Hello!

Seto: Owwww!