SHADE
Fuchsia?
Is that the color the label promised
When you picked up this pair from the table display at Jezebel's?
Light raspberry?
I can see how the color appealed to you. It certainly appeals to me.
In fact, thoughts of peeling them sprang from the second I picked them up.
The very fantasy of sliding them off your hipbones and down your legs flashed in my mind even as I held them up for a consult with Chase.
(We men, medical or not, MUST display our trophies you know)
Maybe they're pale magenta
Or some weird store-created color, like SexBerry, or Passion Pink
But
Whatever the hell the official title is for the color of your thong here, Cuddy baby
I'm into it.
I wonder if Chase
(who tossed it back at me with both a look of horror AND a nice semi hard-on BTW)
Will notice if I discreetly stuff this tiny beauty in my pocket?
Nothing like living up to the dirty old man reputation.
And maybe later tonight
Much later
When I'm going slightly mad from Mr. Leg Pain
(Who generally stops in before dawn to run a rusty cheese grater over my thigh nerves)
I'll find a nice distraction for a few minutes
In holding them tightly in my teeth
And debating between Dark Rose and Mulberry.