Hey babe, why don't you do something for little ol' me?
I know I'm not the knight in shining armor, like the ones you always played with back when you were young.
But hey babe, I'm everything you need.
I'm not a pretty boy like Gilderoy with shiny teeth, promising happy days. I'm as ancient as a redwood and gnarled as an oak.
But hey babe, I'm just as solid and strong.
And I'm not going to stay forever, old as I am.
But hey babe, why don't you do something for little ol' me?
Love me while I'm here, and I swear babe I'll stick with you forever.