Episode 108: Karaoke Disco Party Power
Kermit: "Okay, everybody, we've got just about everything else we need for the karaoke disco party, we've got the karaoke machine and the karaoke microphone all hooked up."
Fozzie: "And plus, we've got the decorations and posters."
Rizzo: And da dinna' and dessert foods, let's not fo'get about dem."
Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, people of all ages, welcome to the annual karaoke disco party, 1st up tonight, here's Rizzo for the YMCA #."
[YMCA Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Rizzo: Young man, dere's no need t'feel down
I said young man, pick yo'self off de ground
I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town
dere's no need t'be unhappy
young man, dere's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're sho't on yo' dough
you can stay dere, and I'm sho' you will find Many ways t'have a good time
Rizzo: it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
dey have everydin' fo' young men to enjoy
you can hang out wid all de boys
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
you can get yo'self clean, you can have a good meal
you can do whateva' you feel
Rizzo: Young man, are you listenin' t'me
I said young man, whut do you wanna be
I said young man, you can make real yo' dreams,
but you've gotta know dis 1 thing
No man, duz it all by himself
I said young man, put yo' pride on de shelf
and just go dere, t'de YMCA
I'm sho' dey can help you today
Rizzo: it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
dey have everydin' fo' young men to enjoy
you can hang out wid all de boys
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
you can git yo'self clean
you can have a good meal
you can do whuteva' you feel
Rizzo: young Man, I wuz once in yo' shoes
I said I wuz, down and out wid de blues
I felt no man, cared if ah' were alive
I felt de whole wo'ld wuz so jive
dat's when someone, came down t'me
and said young man, take a walk up de street
dere's a place dere, called de YMCA
dey can start you back on yo' way
Rizzo: it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
it's fun t'stay at de YMCA
young man, young man dere's no need t'feel down
young man, young man, pick yo'self off de ground
YMCA and just go t'de YMCA
[Music On Karaoke Machine Stops]
Kermit: "Alright, come on, everybody, let's do the next 1."
[Let It Go from Frozen Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Kermit: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
not a footprint to be seen
Miss Piggy: a kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen
Fozzie: the wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Walter: don't let them in, don't let them see
be the hero you always have to be
conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
well, now they know
Rowlf: let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore
Beauregard: let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door
Gonzo: I don't care what they're going to say, let the storm rage on
the cold never bothered me anyway
[Music Playing in Background]
Scooter: it's funny how some distance
makes everything seem small
and the fears that once controlled me
can't get to me at all
Sam: it's time to see what I can do
to test the limits and break through
no right, no wrong, no rules for me
I'm free
Mildred Huxtetter: let it go, let it go, I am 1 with the wind and sky
Rizzo: let it go, let it go, you'll neva' see me cry
Lew Zealand: here I stand, and here I stay, let the storm rage on
Dr. Teeth: my power flurries through the air into the ground
Janice: my soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
Floyd: and 1 thought crystallizes like an icy blast
Swedish Chef: I'm nefer gueeng beck, zee pest is in zee pest
Pepe: let it go, let it go, and I'll rise like the break of dawn
Link Hogthrob: let it go, let it go, that evil frog is gone
Bean: here I stand, in the light of day
let the storm rage on
the cold never bothered me anyway
Statler: "Well, the cold weather didn't bother me either, how 'bout you and I do the next song, Waldorf?"
Waldorf: "Good idea, Statler, I like karaoke disco parties, I'm there!"
Statler: "Come on up, everybody!"
[God Bless the U.S.A. Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Statler: If tomorrow all the things were gone, I'd work for all my life
Waldorf: and I had to start again with just my children and my wife
Kermit: I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today, 'cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can't take that away
Fozzie: and I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free
Gonzo: and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
Rizzo: and I'd gladly stand up next t'ya, and defend ha' still today, 'cause dere ain't no doubt I love dis land, God bless de U.S.A.
[Music Continues Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Robin: from the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennesee, across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea
Sam: from Detroit down to Houston, and New York to L.A., well there's pride in every American heart, and it's time to stand and say
Miss Piggy: and I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free
Scooter: and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
Lew Zealand: and I'd gladly stand up next to you, and defend her still today, 'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land, God bless the U.S.A.
Fozzie: and I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free
Gonzo: and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me
Rizzo: and I'd gladly stand up next t'ya, and defend ha' still today, 'cause dere ain't no doubt I love dis land, God bless de U.S.A.
Gonzo does the final 1….
[Stand By Me Go Playing On Karaoke Machine]
Gonzo: When the night has come and the land is dark
and the moon is the only light we'll see
Gonzo: no I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
just as long, as you stand, stand by me
Gonzo: and darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now, now stand by me
stand by me, stand by me
Gonzo: if the sky that we look upon, should tumble and fall
and the mountains, should crumble to the sea
Gonzo: I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
just as long as you stand, stand by me
Gonzo: and darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
stand by me, stand by me, stand by me, yeah
Gonzo: whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now, now stand by me
Gonzo: oh, stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
darlin', darlin', stand by me, stand by me
oh, stand by me, stand by me, stand by me….
[Music On Karaoke Machine Fades Away]
Kermit: "Alright, everybody, now let's all get some refreshments."
Everybody else is relaxing and having refreshments.
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