AN: Based on Can You Keep A Secret by Sophie Kinsella. Disclaimer for CCS. Enjoy.

Everyone has secrets. I mean, who doesn't? You don't actually expect us all to tell every single little detail in our lives to our 'best friends', right? Well, at least I don't. Don't get me wrong, I love Tomoyo, but...it's just that, if I told her EVERYTHING, she might think I'm slightly screwed in the mind. And besides, she doesn't tell me everything. For instance, her on and off relationship with our next door neighbour, Eriol, which she keeps on denying. Which she is obviously lying. I heard thumping noises and both of their voices screaming when I came home early, when I passed by Eriol's door. She came home an hour later, sweating. She said she was at the gym. Uh huh. Like anyone's that gullible.

Okay, here are some untold things that are on top of my mind right now.

1. I'm in love with the cherry-flavoured cough medicine. Okay, I know what your thinking, gross right? Or I'm a cough-medicine drug addict. But I'm not. Honestly. But they should defiantly make it into a drink, like coke!

2. Whenever Mie Ling pisses me off with one of her 'Men are dumbasses' talk, or even worse 'You can't borrow my clothes because…' (and she goes on and on and on. The longest record was an hour and seventeen minutes.) Anyways, whenever she pisses me off, I water her precious (and very expensive) Japanese bonsai with orange juice, or coffee. Or tea. Depends what I've been drinking.

3. I hate thongs. I know they're suppose to be the sexiest thing on earth, but god, I really hate the idea of a string between my bum. I tried one on once. It was horrible. I do prefer not to talk about it.

4. My boyfriend (Rama) thinks I'm a size two and weigh 108 lb, when I'm actually a size four, and weight around 118 lb. It's a long story anyways, I'll explain it some time.

5.I really honestly hate the colour Mie ling painted on our door. I call the colour 'The Hint of Turd.'

6.I once had this dream of me, Tomoyo, and Eriol having a threesome. It was…strange.

7. I lost my virginity to a guy named david in my bedroom when i was 17 while my parents were downstairs watching Ben-Hur.

8. I really hate the pants Rama always wear. The same boring dark blue coloured trousers. Besides, he wears it way too high anyways.

9. I once borrowed money from Tomoyo saying I was in debt, which I was, until my dad paid it, and well…I saw this gorgeous Burberry trench coat, which I absolutely must have, and…bought that with her money. I said it was a late birthday gift from dad.

10. I have absolutely no interest in any of my clients lives. Okay, I know being physiatrist I have to care about them, and I do! It's just that…It does get boring once in a while and I have to pretend to be still listening.

11. I don't know how to cook. Well. I do know how to make instant noodles. But that's about it.

12. I love the colour pink, but I don't tell anyone, because people tend to think you're a feminist or a girly-girl once you tell them that. So I say my favourite colour is Green. It is. Kind of.

And of course, these are just a few of my untold things in my very boring life. It is really boring. Well, at least I thought it was. Until my flight from Hong Kong back to Japan. You see, it kind of messed up my life. Now if you're not completely bored of my endless babbling on my 'secrets', than maybe you're interested on hearing how one flight can ruin anyone's lives. Honestly.