A/N: Hi! My last fic isn't working, so it's been renovated into this! It's a Studio Ghibli version of "The Weakest Link".

Warning: Characters are not just from "Spirited Away"-they're from other SG films too.

Disclaimer: I don't own Studio Ghibli or "The Weakest Link".

"Welcome to the Studio Ghibli version of the Weakest Link. Today we have only seven competitors." Anne Robinson said on TV. "Any of the competitors in the studio here today could win up to 10,000 pounds. They don't know each other, however, if they want the prize money, they have to work as a team. But six of them will leave with nothing, as round by round we lose the player voted the weakest link. Let's meet the team." Anne turned to let the young stars of Studio Ghibli introduced themselves.

First up was Kiki. "I'm Kiki, thirteen, and I run a delivery service." she said, smiling brightly.

Next Satsuki. "I'm Satsuki, I'm nine, and I'm a student." she told the camera, with her usual friendly grin.

Third was Sheeta. "My name is Sheeta, I'm eleven, and I'm supposed to be helping the government with their search for the legendary Laputa." she whispered with a nervous smile.

Sophie was next. "I'm Sophie, I'm eighteen, and I work as a cleaning lady." she said matter-of-factly.

Fifth was Shizuku. "My name's Shizuku, I'm fifteen, and I'm a writer, but right now I'm putting that on hold to study for high school." she said with her own smile.

Sixth was Chihiro. "My name is Chihiro, I'm ten, and I'm a student." she said in a very mature tone for her age.

Last was Haru. "My name's Haru, I'm seventeen, and I'm studying for uni." she said quietly.

Anne told the seven girls the rules. "We'll start with whoever's name is first alphabetically, that's you, Chihiro. Let's play The Weakest Link. 2 and a half minutes, start the clock. Chihiro, in maths, what is 19 - 7?"

"Twelve." answered Chihiro.

"Correct." said Anne. "Haru, what is the name of the Black Civil Rights leader who gave the famous "I Have A Dream speech?"

"Um, Martin Luther King." Haru answered shyly.

"I'll accept." Anne said, and the game went on. Sophie banked $200, and Sheeta banked $50. After two and a half minutes, the tension stopped.

"Time's up, and you banked $250. Who's getting questions wrong? Who's letting the team down with their IQ? It's time to vote off the Weakest Link."

On TV, the voiceover sounded. "Statistically, Kiki is the strongest link. Satsuki is the weakest link, but who will take the first Walk of Shame?"

"Voting over." Anne told the team. "It's time to reveal who you think is the weakest link."

Shizuku, Chihiro and Haru voted for Sheeta. Kiki and Sheeta both voted for Satsuki. Satsuki voted for Chihiro, and Sophie chose Haru.

The first competitor Anne chose to speak to was Chihiro. "So Chihiro, what was your Studio Ghibli movie?"

"Spirited Away." answered Chihiro.

"Oh, and so were you spirited away?"

Chihiro blushed a little. "You could say that."

"So what was the problem?"

"My parents angered a powerful sorceress and I had to rescue them." Chihiro looked at the floor as she said this.

"So what did you do when you realized that you had to do this?"

"I told myself it was a dream and told it to go away, especially when I began to fade away."

"That doesn't sound like you were very calm in an emergency. Do you usually do that in emergencies?"

Chihiro giggled. "No. I think I grew up emotionally while I was there."

"So why Sheeta?"

"I couldn't keep up with who was the weakest link, but she got one or two questions wrong."

The next competitor Anne talked to was Shizuku. "Shizuku, what do you do?"

"I'm going to be a writer, but right now I'm studying for high school."

"Are you a good student?"

Shizuku laughed. "Usually."

"When are you not a good student?"

"When I'm writing a story, I can't think about anything else." Shizuku explained. "My best friend kept having to bring me back to the real world when I was writing Whisper Of The Heart."

"What was that about?" Anne asked.

"It was about a cat statue called the Baron that I found when I followed a cat that I met on a train. My heroine went on a mission, with him as her advisor. She searched for his partner."

"So did you get it published?"

"No."

"Why not? Isn't it good enough?"

Shizuku glanced at the floor. "I haven't edited it yet. I have to do that before I send it to a publisher."

"Why Sheeta?"

"Well, she didn't get the most questions wrong, but she got some wrong, and she seems a little nervous."

Anne turned to the eleven-year-old girl. "Sheeta, you are the weakest link, goodbye." Sheeta began to walk out of the studio, head down.

Sheeta: To tell the truth, I wish I had gotten further. But Anne totally scares me! I'm glad I didn't have to talk to her, but at least I can say I was on a quiz show!