Adventure time is not mine! if ur under 15 LEAVE! SHORT STORIES BY ME!
DAY ONE
I found it very hard to get out of bed this morning, and by hard, I mean HARD.
Like I felt my waist is growing ever so slightly, I dashed into the bathroom to see I have gained 203 pounds in one day.
How did you like that? These are short storys by me, and I do them one hour at a time!
This is my first story, so take it easy on me, k?
HOUR ONE.
After the excruciating morning, I decided to meditate, since it's the only thing that is necessary for heath right now, then I heard a crash upstairs.
''HEY!"
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED!?"
Everything didn't matter to me anymore, I just wanted to chew the banana guards out for something they did not do.
"Umm… sorry princess we will try harder" one of the banana guards said sorrowly
And just as he said that, all of the banana guards started bawling, and ran away.
HOW DID YOU NOT LIKE THAT! THIS IS A START BUT I WANT TO WRITE MORE!
CHAP TWO WILL COME TOMARROW, BUT I WILL BE BACK!
PORT OUT.
CUMMMMM, PRINCESS CRIED, AS SHE WAS ON THE BED AT NIGHT FEELING HER SQUISHY, VAGINA FINN HEARD IT AND THEY ALL FELT IT AND SLIME WAS EVERYWHERE IN OOO.
Thats why they call it ooo.