Sierra: In this story u shall hear about, Jeremy, roy and eds son, who was captured by these ppl and theres more but u have to read it first!
Kendall: I HELPED! KINDA!
Sierra: ok…
Roy: y did I get ed pregnant?
Sierra: BECAUSE I SAID! On with the story
Roy: Sierra does not own FMA, if she did would I be straight? I dun think so..
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"Roy? … I want a child…" Ed said softly. Roy, who was sipping his coffee, spat it out all over his newspaper.
"WHAAAAAT? But Ed, sorry to break it to ya, you're a boy" He said.
"But", Ed said, "I want a kid. Roy! Could we please try?"
"Ed, I have screwed you into the wall about a million times, we cannot have a child." Roy responded.
"Well maybe somebody needs to TRY HARDER!" Ed yelled
"BUT I CAN'T!" Roy screamed back.
"BUT YOU CAN!" Ed hollered.
"FINE!" Roy screeched as he took Ed by the wrist and pulled him to their room for a night of hot sex.
insertsexsenehere
(A week later)
"Roy we're pregnant!" Ed said happily. Roy spat out his coffee, again.
"WHAAAAT?" He said loudly.
"I wanna name it Samm" Ed said dreamily, leaning on the counter.
"Ed…" Roy said.
"Ooooh! This is gonna be great we're gonna have a real family, OH! Hughes is gonna love this!" Ed rambled on, unaware of Roy.
"Ed!" Roy repeated.
"YEEEEEEEEEESSSS?" Ed finally answered.
"Never mind…" Roy told him. Ed looked at Roy and said, "HEY! Lets go tell the guys at HQ!"
"NOO!" Roy yelled but was too late because Ed was already pulling him out the door.