Switzerland came to the World Conference meeting on time, as usual. He, normally a sort of hostile nation, hated going and dealing with the stupid antics the other countries seemed to give. It was no wonder why he considered himself better off without any alliances with them. Though, today, he was especially moody due to a strong pain in his back. Still, he played it off and continued with business.

Eventually, after several hours of either pure chaos or sheer boredom, the Swiss was allowed to leave, pained to even move though, he stuggled to get up. America being the ever-so-observant "Hero", noticed this and went over to the Swiss. "Hey! Switzerland! Whassa matter?" Typical that the American can't even sound decent even when asking about another nation's welfare.

"Agh! Just go away, you stupid burger lover! It's nothing!" The hostile nation replied. It annoyed him how America was always one to butt in other countryies' economy and body.

"Oy, no need to be so upset! I only want to help! If it's your back, I know a great place to go for it!" The burger-lover smiles cockily.

Switzerland was annoyed even more-so than usual, really hating that such a nation even thought he was in need of help! He was neutral, he needed help from NO ONE! Still, if it meant getting rid of the other blond (and his back pains), he can let the other recommend the place. He sighs and says "Fine, whatever gets you out of my hair, what's the stupid place?"

America almost squeals with glee. It isn't often that the Swiss accepted him but he knew it was the perfect thing for him. "Oh, it's over at Japan's house! I swear, the Japanese have a magic touch! He'll probably let you in for free, too, not a lot of people ever ask him for one, y'know? He's really great at messaging people, like one ti-"

"Shut UP!" The Swiss yelled angrily. "You can't possibly want me to go there! I hate that stupid nation. He can't even say his mind and HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!?" The Swiss honestly couldn't believe the American stupid suggestion. Well, he could, it was America, after all, but still! The nation really didn't want to ask the island nation for help. Sure, he held no real political grudge, it was just a really annoying thought.

America still grins at Switzerland like an idiot and just continues on. "Well, there was this one time when I, too, was very sore while I was over at Japan's house and he offered. It was like heaven, I swear! Not even France was as good! Besides, you don't have to like a nation to have them pleasure you! I'm sure you won't regret it if you go!"

Since the Swiss really didn't have a good reason to say no and desperate enough to try anything he agrees to follow the buger lover's advice. "Grr, fine. You're going to be the one who take me there, though!"

America nods eagerly and takes the Swiss over to his jet. Truthfully, he liked the idea of Switzerland getting together. Even if he claimed to hate the other nation, he knew they were a good match and knew this would lead to more than a massage session. Switzerland would practically stalk the small nation! Sure, it was to yell at him, but that was just his way of showing he cared!

The blond pair arrived at Japan's house with about 3 hours and knocked at his door. Switzerland, annoyed with America's rudeness, made him call ahead so was getting mad that he wasn't opening up right away. He knew Japan had only agreed because he had no backbone to say no to the the two. Switzerland would have to talk about that trait with Japan.

Japan opened the door to the two after about a minute or so of waiting, greeting them politely and apologizing for the wait. He had a slight tint of pink upon his cheeks with his normally fairly neat hair slightly messy and damp. His clothes seemed more rashly put on than usual and looked like he overall had just got out of the shower.

"Well! Looks like I can go now. Be nice Switzerland! Japan's doing you a favor!" with that, the blond American took his leave. He didn't think that Japan would that cute when he called. Sure, America had never gave him any info on his secret plan of getting "Switzerland to Loosen Up and Get Laid", but surely the island had a plan of his own! Just the sight of Switzerland's face gave it away! I wish I asked for Hungary's camera. She would have loved to see that yaoi!

Japan shyly let's the Swiss in, glad the other didn't seem in a yelling mood. "I am sorry Switzerland-sama. I was setting things up by the hot spings, thinking it would be more relaxing and seems to have fallen in. I managed to get it all set up, though. If you would kindly follow me, I'll escort you there." The Japanese motion to the directions of the springs and started to walk.

Switzerland, still sore, just followed silently. Not bothering to point out Japan's stupidity of falling in the water. "Yeah, yeah. Thanks I guess..."

A/N: Okay, so I freaking LOVE this pairing! It really ticks me off that there's virtually NOTHING on them, so I thought I'd add my own little piece, no? This will be M later but I don't have time to make it a one-shot and I'm using this as my stopping point. It might go past a two-shot, depending on what happens later, if you guys review well enough and want me to, and if I want to show the actual relationship grow.

Please, REVIEW. I need feedback for something like this! There needs more Swissanese in the world!