This is and AU story. That means that it has nothing to do with the original Yu Yu hakusho story line. I hope you like !

CHAPTER1

"KYAHH! REKAI TENTAI IS THE COOLEST!" My friend screamed into my ear. She started jumping up and screaming, "I LOVE YOU!"
Sigh… what a friend. Dragging me to a concert on my birthday… and having the best time of her life! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
That short guy however is cute, I can't see him that well but still he's really hot! I wonder who he is. If I could get a guy like that, I would die happy! I'm the only one with no boyfriend… am I ugly or bad tempered?

Few hours later Botan(my Rekai Tentai crazy friend) dragged me to backstage to get Rekai Tentai's autograph. The gaurds let us in because we had a backstage pass.
My friend spotted a guy who had feminine features and started running towards him… leaving me here all alone. Geez…
I sat on the ground and waited till Botan came… but it's been an hour and she still isn't here! I should just leave without her!
I stood up and hit my head on something. "OWWWW" I started rubbing my head, but wait I didn't say owww… then who did? I looked up and found a short but cute guy holding his head.
"um… sorry!" I started heading out the place but the guy ran towards me. Hmmm… I wonder what it is. I turned around and he bumped into me and we both fell.
He was on top of me… and boy is he heavy! Struggle struggle pant pant. The guy tried to get off me but he couldn't. I wonder what his problem is… I looked towards him and I saw that I was holding on to his shirt. OOPS!
I must've caught onto his shirt so I wouldn't fall, but actually I made him fall with me.
"Sorry again!" I gave him a bow this time and was about to leave but I remembered that he was running towards me.
"Did you want something?" I asked as I gave him a hand up.
"Uh yeah… I was wondering if you wanted a autograph" he stated as he dusted his pants. An autograph?
"Now what makes you think I want an autograph?" I asked getting tough on him. Who does he think he is? Is he someone famous or something? Acting like a star and all… pyche yeah right!
"If you don't want an autograph, why are you down here? To take a picture?" why would I want a picture of a guy I don't even know! … well he is sort of cute! REALLY CUTE! he looks like a baby.
"I came here with my friend so… get out of my way!" I screamed into his face. Hotness can't cover the fact that your in love with yourself. That's just sick!

Koema's POV
Geez… what's that girl's problem? Just because she's pretty doesn't mean she has to be rude! If she doesn't want an autograph then that's fine with me! But, why is she heading towards the dressing rooms?
"HEY!" I screamed before she could twist the doorknob. The girl turned around, why is she turning around so slowly?
"Eh… yo-… you can't go in the dressing rooms." I finally stuttered out. She looked at the door and then back at me.
"How do you know this is a dressing room?" she asked as she was slowly turning the doorknob. Talk about crazy fans!

Keiko's POV
I twisted the doorknob to look for my friend, but when I pushed the door open I found a bare-chested guy instead. I stood shocked, and all kinds of thoughts rushed through my head.
"Are you allowed to take off your shirt in this room!" I accused while pointing at that guy.
He quickly got his shirt and put it on. He looked at me and started yelling, "SECURITY!"
What the… I just looked at him weirdly and left the room. I was walking away when that short guy walked up towards me.
"What's wrong with you?" he asked as he looked me up and down.
"My problem is, a shorty is in front of me" I said as I gave him a piercing glare.
"You don't have the right to call me a shorty when I compare myself to you." he shouted.
"Hey… I'm still growing and it doesn't look like your going to grow anytime soon!" I shot back as I turned to leave. When I turned around I saw the feminine looking guy running toward me and eventually he CRASHED into me and knocked me out.

Yusuke's POV
I just came out of the dressing room and found the girl who spied on me on the floor. Hmm… she's awfully weird.
"Hey Koema, kurama what's wrong with her?" I asked as I knelt beside her.
"Uh… that is…" Kurama started scratching his head and looking down.
"a crazy fan was chasing Kurama and Kurama crashed into her and she passed out…" Koema said as he had and ear to ear grin.
"Why are you smiling?" stupid Koema… he better not be thinking of taking her home with us! Well, he doesn't think like that… kuwabara does!
"Just glad that she passed out, she called me SHORTY!" he yelled out enraged at the memory. Kurama and I started cracking up and Koema just kept pouting.
"What happened to the 'Crazy Fan'?" I asked as I looked around to see who she was.
"She went to get some ice for her friend." He said.
"They're friends? … makes sense their both crazy fans I guess." I said as I looked at her face. She had a peaceful look to her face and didn't look like the type to spy on celebs topless.

She started stirring and one eye popped open and then another. She looked at Koema, Kurama, and then me. She slowly got up and then looked at us weirdly.
"Why are you all around me! … PERVERTS!" She held her arm to her chest and started getting up, but she kept falling down. She started panicking and started crawling away. Koema and Kurama started laughing.
"What's wrong with you guys?" I knocked Kurama and Koema on the head and walked over to that girl.
"Uh… we're not perverts, we were just waiting for you to wake up." I said as she paused to listen. She started looking thinking whether to believe us or not. She decided to and tried to get up but she started falling and I caught her in my arms.
Something's wrong with her legs, she keeps on tripping and it's sort of swollen. I was deciding on whether to tell her or not and decided to anyway.
"Your right leg is fatter then the other." She looked shocked and stared at her legs.
"OO!"
"Maybe it's broken" I said as I looked at it getting a little purple.
"This is all because of ( she points at Kurama ) that guys fault! WAAHHHHHHH" she dropped to the floor and started crying. Kurama starts looking guilty and nervous and Koema… he just laughs.
After a few minutes she calms down and looks embarrassed for crying in front of us. She clears her throat, "so where's your backstage passes? Did you sneak in here?" she asked as she looked around at us.
We stared at her shocked, how could she not know we were Rekai Tentai? Koema just assumed we were joking and shook his head disgustingly.
"Are you a Rekai Tentai fan" I asked.
"No, my friend dragged me here because it was my birthday and she wanted to spend time with me but… she didn't want to miss the Rekai Tentai concert, by the way where is she anyway?" she asked as she started looking around.
"Uh… she went to get some ice" I said as I looked at her leg and head that Kurama banged into.
"Awww… poor thing, it's your birthday and you had to come and see us" Koema started dabbing his eyes, he's so emotional! Wait a minute! Is he making us sound bad in front of a girl who can become a fan?
"us? you? No… I came her to see…Rekai…? Your Rekai Tentai? No wonder my friend was chasing you!" she said kind of taking to Koema.
We started laughing, and then her friend came and looked at us and started screaming again. Dude she's so high-pitched my eardrums are about to burst!
"hey Botan- SHUT IT!" the girl screamed. We showed her a thank you expression although she didn't see it.
"well we gotta go! BYE!" The girl said as she tried to get up. "AHHHHHHHHHH" she started screaming and clutched her legs, falling on her butt.
"Keiko! are you okay?" the crazy lady asked concerned. So her name is Keiko?
"YOU! PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS!" she yelled out as she pointed to Kurama. ME and Koema started laughing but Kurama pouted.

Just then kuwabara, and Hiei came from across the hall, they looked at us suspiciously as they neared us.
"Are you trying to hit on a girl, Yusuke?" Hiei asked as he dryed his hair with a towel.
I stared at him in disbelief and turned to Keiko who clamped the crazy lady's mouth shut.
"We have to take her to a hospital, let's go" I said as I stood up and held Keiko's hand and lifted her up.
"WHAT!" –Hiei
"US TOO? WHAT HAPPENED!"-Kuwabara
Kuwabara was kind enough to care about the patient. "Kurama, rammed into her while this girl was chasing him" Everyone shook their heads at Kurama.

The girl stood on one foot and hopped with one foot while she traveled. We all put on hats to disguise ourselves.
The girl had a hard time hopping so I stopped walking and she turned to see what was wrong. I kneeled down on the ground, "get on" I said as she had a questioning look on her face.
She looked surprise and told me she was fine but seeing that I wasn't giving up she awkwardly got onto my back. And the rest of the guys smiled. Kurama then, Kuwbara, Hiei, Koema, then me and Keiko were filing out the door to get to our car when Kurama and Kuwbara ran back inside pushing all of us back in out of breath.

We looked at them puzzled, "theirs a sea of fans out there! And plus you got a girl on your back, what do you think their going to do?" Kuwabara asked me. I shrugged. So we waited and waited and waited by the door to see if the sea of fans left. But… they didn't! and our manager was already at the car waiting for us.
After a few more minutes we all grew tired and sat down except for me, because it would be hard for Keiko to get back up when I set her down. She feels like a feather compared to all the weights I pull and all the ex-girlfriends I had.
PLOP
I looked back and found Keiko sleeping on my back. Everyone looked at us and then started grinning that "I'm going to do something bad" look and slowly reached in to their pants pocket and took out their camera phones. I started glaring at them so that they would put the phone back in their pockets but … the crazy lady already took a picture.
"PUT THE PHONE BACK IN THE POCKET AND NOBODY GETS HURT!" I yelled, quiet enough for Keiko to keep sleeping.
Did they listen? NO. When I finished saying "HURT" I saw a flash from each camera phone. ; GRRR!
Kurama looked out the hole on the door and found out everyone was gone so we started leaving.

Tarapandaes: Well did you like it? Here is what I'm going to do if I don't get 5 reviews then this is the end of the story. And If I get pass 10 review I update by 10-24! Ok? So review NOW