Title:
Haaaaryyyy!
Rating: PG at most.
Genre: Crack!Fic (Could be
slash if you interpret it that way)
Warnings: Well, it says one
derogatory word. But it's really not that bad.
Summary: Harry's
fighting Voldemort when he hears someone call his name. Who is it and
what the hell does he want?
Harry was fighting Voldy-Poo when suddenly, he heard someone call his name!
"Haaaaryyyy!" someone called with a ghost-ish voice.
"What?" Harry called back, hoping it was the Daily Quibbler or something coming to take pictures of him.
"Haaaaryyyy!" was called in response as the ghost of the one and only Sirius Black stepped out of the looming darkness.
"Haaaaryyyy!"
Harry got aggravated this
time. He really didn't have time for this little blemish; Harry was
way more important. Pshya. "WHAT?!?!?!!??!???"
"Haaaaryyyy."
Sirius paused and then stated, "You're a whore." and
disappeared as Voldykins yelled, "Avada Kadavra, home toast
slice skillet biscuit," and Harry dropped dead.
Right. I have no idea in hell how or why I wrote this. I think I was talking to Rachel on the phone about how this bastard called me a whore and… um, well… this was made. Just remember that it's Crack.