101 Ways to Annoy Voldemort Into Killing You
So ya…I'm making another one of these lists…For those who read 101 Ways to Torture Simon Cowell, you'll know that I put 10 ways in a chapter and I accept suggestions. If you didn't read it, you've just been told this, and I do not see the need to repeat=) Also, I MIGHT put a story part at the end…See the other story to find out what I mean…
1. Call him gay.
2. Poke him.
3. Tell him a knock knock joke
4. Tell him the knock knock joke "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "You know" "You know who?" "Yes it's me AVADA KEDAVRA!" as he will be annoyed by the fact that you are an imposter.
5. Put him under the Imperius Curse and make him dress up as a fairy princess.
6. Tell him that Edward Cullen is the real He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
7. Give him your list of the worst spells, which includes Crucio (TORTURE!), Avada Kedavra (DEATH!), Die Dammit (Self invented=P), Sectumsempra (BLOOD!), and Rictusempra (TICKLE TORTURE!).
8. Proceed to try these of MoldyWart.
9. Set him up on a blind date with Bellatrix Lestrange.
10. Plan a wedding for him and Bellatrix
Yes, I understand if you think this one sucks so far…Hopefully I'll come up with some better ones…Also, I do take suggestions so…