Chocolate Roses

The Resume

Disclaimer: I do not own CCS or any of my co-hosts in each chapter. Do not sue me for any of the matter. This is just for your own pleasure and amusement. And besides, your lawyer will cost more than what you'd get from my pockets.


"Sakura Kinomoto!"

"What's going on down there? Can't you see I'm trying to write my 500-word essay?"

A frustrated Sakura bit the nails of her left hand, while using her right hand to jab words on a sheet of paper. The homework from her English teacher was harder than it seemed.

Flashback

A drowsy Kinomoto pulled her head off her desk and closed the book in front of her.

"Now that you were all listening carefully to everything I said, you should have no trouble, in completing the 500-word essay, for tomorrow. Any questions?" asked Miss Hirugashima.

Sakura whined. She didn't expect any homework, after taking the English Test that counted for 40 of the English marks.

"Oh and Miss Kinomoto, I expect you to write more on the points of your phrases. Your tendency to make one statement longer than it should be is decreasing your marks. Furthermore, you're lacking the real purpose of these assignments. I won't allow a student with as much potential as yourself, to go on wasting it on miscellaneous." Announced Miss Hirugashima.

End of Flashback

"Sakura…Hello, anybody in there?"

Sakura felt a series of taps on the back of her head. She jumped and landed on an annoyed Daidouji.

"Sorry Tomoyo, it's just I'm having so much trouble with this essay. I need it done for tomorrow and I've got cheerleading practice as well." Cried Sakura.

"Don't worry about it, Sakura. I was just up here to tell you that…YOUR RESUME HAS TO BE THE WORST I'VE EVER SEEN!"

"Oh Tomoyo, I don't understand, how it that possible?" asked Sakura.

"Your resume has strawberry ice cream on it. You've no working experience or extra curricular activities. You don't even have your full name on it. Do you realize that you have practically nothing on your resume? And this paper is crinkled and wrinkled? How can you possibly think of showing this to anyone?" shouted Tomoyo.

Sakura was speechless. She had no working experience. She'd decided that cheerleading wasn't much of an extra curricum whatever it was and she wasn't in any of the sports teams that year. Her name, well, that could be arranged. The sheet was half full not the other way around! Okay, maybe it was but, same thing. And it had been ruffled up when Kero blew his nose with it. She wasn't to be blamed for it, she had done everything she could to iron it flat. It just, got a bit ruffled.

Tomoyo looked at Sakura straight in the eye. She saw nothing but confusion and empty-mindedness. She sighed in exasperation and turned on her heel. As she opened the door, Sakura stood up.

"Tomoyo, I think I just need someone to help me out. Maybe give me some pointers? And help make me a formal attire for when I go for a job interview?" Sakura said, realizing the big mistake she'd made, when suggesting that Tomoyo could make the clothes she'd wear at her job interview.

"Oh Sakura!" cried Tomoyo, "I can just picture your formal, navy suit! You'll look so good in it! I can just see it all now."

'Oh great, what have I got myself into this time?' wondered Sakura.

Tomoyo grabbed the resume from Sakura's hands and ran down the stairs. This was going to be a "great" week.


As I've said, I will be having co-hosts with me in each chapter, just for some extra fun time. It's in the disclaimer, so don't sue me. I do however own my ocs so there. And I'm Vysantha if you didn't already know. On with the show.

Vysantha: With me today is…Kai Hiwatari!

Kai: Who the hell are you?

Vysantha: It's a pleasure to meet you too. (sarcastic smile o))

Kai: …

Vysantha: Alright you win. Stick around for the next chapter, coming soon!

Kai: …

Vysantha: Oh will you quit it already?

Kai: …

Vysantha: Speak, or I'll remove you.

Kai: Fine

Vysantha: Please review and tell me if you want Kai to stay, or if I should have someone else come along. I suppose I could have both but please go with one or the other.And please do make suggestions,after all, this is my first fic.