Short Daddy!Klaine drabble
"Jacob"
"Only if you sign divorce papers first"
"Matthew?"
"No and I'm burining your Sahara dvd"
"Russell?"
"I'm burnning Gladiator dvd, too"
"Oh, I know! Jack" , Kurt beamed.
Blaine gave him the evil eye. "Hm, let me think about it. " he mused . "NO"
"Why not?" Kurt acted offended. "What's wrong with Jack?"
"No way in hell wuld you call him Captain, right?" Blaine was onto him.
"I would not" Kurt placed a hand over his heart. Blaine gave him the eye again. "In front of people" Kurt finished.
"Yeah, no Captain Jack."
"Blaine, if you keep up like this we're never gonna find a name"
"We'll find a name if you start thinking with your actual head instead of-" Blaine wigled his eyebrows and it was Kurt's turn to make evil eyes.
"Oh, shut up" Kurt mock punched his arm. "I'm serious. We need a name and you keep saying no"
"That's cause you keep saying names of guys you have crushes on. How about we name him Derek, huh?" Blaine's smile was wide, teasing.
"Over my dead body, Blaine" Kurt narrowed his eyes.
"Aha, see?" Blaine laughed. "But Jacob was fine, huh? Not only would our kid have a bad name he would also know that his father was a Twilight fan. Why, Kurt? Why do you hate our child?" he teased.
"Fine, fine! No fictional characters names. I still think Russell is a great name."
"And I'll still burn you copy of Gladiator" Blaine said with a smile.
"Fine. We won't name our child and then when he's old enough he can pick his own name" Kurtgtitted his teeth.
"Yes, you will read him Twilight every night and he will want to be named Klaine" Blaine smiled again. "Or Beldward, that's good one, too"
"Don't mock me, mister 'omg, look at Dereks' abs" Kurt poked him.
"I don't mind you liking Twilight , I mind you wanting to name our child after the chatacter from it" Blaine stood up for himself. "And don't even pretend yo weren't drooling after Derek, I saw you. "
"I'm calling my lawyer. This divorce is on"
Blaine laughed and pulled him in, kissing him. "We really need a name. Baby is gonna be here in a month and we still don't have name for him"
Kurt snuggled closer, placing his head into the crook of Blaine's neck. He hummed. "I know. I just want him to have a nice name, you know"
"I know" Blaine said as he kisses the top of Kurt's head. Hey", he looked down to meet Kurts' eyes. "How about Sawyer? For a middle name?"
"Ooooh, I like it" Kurt smiled. 'Oh, oh, how about Brayton? It's classy yet common enough for our kid not to hate us over it"
"Brayton Sawyer Humme-Anderson" Blaine rolled it off his tongue. "Sounds awesome plus it's gonna sound even more awesome when we scold him" he offered.
Kurt made an angry face. "BRAYTON SAWYER, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! It's past Midnight, curfiew's at 10!"
"Brayton Sawyer, is that a hickey?" Blaine shot back.
"Don't talk back to me, young man! Brytom Sawyer, I'm talking to you" Kurt yelled ever louder.
"You did WHAT?" Bryton Sawyer, was that E yours?" Blaine roared back and then they both colapsed laughing. "Why did we just made our kid a rebel?"
"Meh, hope for the best, expect the worst. We're gonna be dadies, Blaine" Kurt sighed and snuggled closer into his husbands arms.
"You're gonna be the most amazing dad kid could wish for, I know it" Blaine kissed him again.
"I never though I…. never mind" he drifted off.
"No, what?" Blaine placed his index finger under Kurt's chin. "What were you gonna say?"
Kurt sighed contently. 'I just never saw myself as the fatherly figure, I guess. I didn't even know I wanted kids. Not….Before you" Kurt looked up at Blaine with so much love in his eyes Blaine was speachless. "But with you? I want it all. I want to kick you at 3am when he starts crying and I want to be tired and grummy and I want all my cothes to smell like baby barf" he smiled teasingly.
"I love you so much" Blaine whispered against Kurt's lips. "And Bryton is gonna love you, too. So much. You're perfect. Bryton and I are very lucky to have you"
Kurt kissed him once more and wraped his arms around his husband. "No. I'm the lucky one"