"It's time for no mercy..." Dr. Horrible sang as he held up his death ray to Captain Hammer's head. "Here goes no mercy." Suddenly the freeze ray started to power down and the room returned to normal temperature. "That...doesn't sound...good..."
Dr. Horrible looked forward to immediately meet Captain Hammer's fist. Horrible was sent flying across the room, as was his weapon, which was damaged in the process.
He tried to get up, but Hammer arrived and pinned him to the ground quickly, picking up the weapon as well. "Waaaaaaaaaaay!" He shout-sang before looking around. "A Death-Ray? Looks like Dr. Horrible's moving up. Let's see if this one works any better than your others." Captain Hammer held it down to Horrible, who tried to warn him. "I don't have time for your warnings. You give my regards to Saint Peter... or whoever has his job, but in Hell."
Captain Hammer fired the weapon, but it imploded in his hands, sending him flying back and shrapnel going everywhere.
Iron Man flew in front of Penny and the shrapnel bounced off of his suit. "I am Iron Man...and what the frack just happened?"
"You-you saved me!" Penny shouted as she spun Iron Man around. "I can I ever thank you?"
"Awww ahhhhh I'm in pain. I think this is what pain feels like. Oh mommy!" Captain Hammer shouted... rather girly from the ground. He jumped up and started to head out of the room. "Someone maternal. Get outta my way! I gotta get out!"
Penny and Iron Man looked out the hall. "Let me blast him and we'll call it even." Iron Man said quickly.
"Do it, please do it." Penny replied.
"YAY!" Iron Man hovered in front of the door and fired a shot down the hall. "God I love my job."
Seconds later there was a shout of pain. "MY ASS!" Captain Hammer shouted. "MY GLORIOUS ASS!"
Iron Man fired another shot and went back to Penny. "So, what are you doing this evening?"
"Hey, buddy, I don't appreciate you-gahh!" Dr. Horrible croaked in pain shortly after he stormed over to face Iron Man, as he immediately was grabbed by the neck.
"You know this loser?" Iron Man asked... after he pounded his head into the wall.
Penny shook her head yes. "Well yes, that's Billy...but he's evil, I could never date someone who's evil."
Dr. Horrible sighed sadly and tried to say something, but Iron Man's grip was too tight. He tapped on his wrist quickly.
"Oh, sorry."
Iron Man dropped Billy to the ground, who groaned in pain. "Oh God, it feels like someone fucked my throat!"
"Lovely." Penny and Iron Man said at the same time.
"Penny...I thought...we were perfect for each other..." Billy said quietly.
After a brief moment of silence Penny shrugged and smiled at Iron Man. "Well in my defense I didn't know you were evil."
"Yup, later loser!" Iron Man ran and kicked Dr. Horrible out of the auditorium like a football. He clapped his hands as he went back to Penny. "Now that he's out of the picture, wanna go do it or something?"