This is my first try at humor. Please attempt to enjoy.
Guide to characters:
BB – Book Bella
MB – Movie Bella
BE – Book Edward
ME – Movie Edward
Love, Sweet Sacrifice V
I Met Myself Today
BELLAS
BB – God, why do I look like a whore?
MB – Hey! I take that offensively!
BB – You should have. I meant it that way.
MB – Why am I not as evil as you are?
BB – Because the author hasn't watched Eclipse yet, and is taking out on you the fact that you haven't kissed Jacob yet. And that is what put all this freaking animosity in me.
MB – Really? Maybe I should tell the author not to go see Eclipse.
Author – You idiot, I'm writing your dialogue. I know what you're saying, so you don't have to tell me. And I AM going to see Eclipse.
MB – Dang it! Curse you, Mysterious Sky Voice!
*Witch Bella runs up to the both of them and starts laughing meniachally.*
Author – Get back in your own story, Witch Bella! You do not belong in this one!
*Witch Bella slumps off, pouting exagerattedly.*
BB – What was that about?
MB – I don't know, but she looked exactly like you.
EDWARDS
BE- Is that what they thought I look like?
ME – I'm more accurate than you are! Nyah-nyah!
BE – I'm the original. It isn't possible that you're more accurate. *Chews finger nails nervously.*
ME – It's true! It's true! You're inaccurate!
BE – NOOOO! *Falls to his knees, giving into vain insanity.*
ME – And… Scene!
The end! I found it funny. Deal with it!
By the way, Witch Bella spawned out of my earlier story, "Bella Swan, Expert Witch".