A/N: A new fic! It only features BluestBlood for two reasons
1.) We wrote it
2.) I'm too lazy to find a way to fit anyone else in.
So tada! The hunt for plot bunnies!
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Me: *sets up a plot bunny trap* HERE PLOT BUNNIES!
BluestBlood: Whatcha doing?
Me: Trying to catch some plot bunnies...I'm so stuck. I've got five multi-chaps to work on, a few multi-chaps in the process, and a ton a Clanfics! I need ideas!
BluestBlood: Well, here! Try this! *puts cookie in front of the trap*
Me: Good thinking!
Henry: *walks past* Hey a cookie!
Me: NO! HENRY! DON'T! *Henry gets caught* Well crap.
Henry: GAAAAAAH!
Me: What the hell!
Henry: CURSE YOU LOVE OF COOKIES!
BluestBlood: Oh my Gosh. Should we help him?
Me: I dunno...
Gabe: What are you guys doing?
Natalie: And why is Henry in a bear trap?
Me: Should we get him out?
Gabe: No, let him- GAH! *is caught by a slip rope and is now dangling by his ankle* The hell-?
BluestBlood: Haha. You fell into my trap!
Me: Technically he-
Gabe: Yeah, we get it.
Natalie: Seriously, guys? What the f-! *is captured like Gabe*
Me: Oops...
Henry: Why are we captured?
Gabe: Well, that's a dumb question...
Me: We're hunting for plot bunnies! Have you seen any?
Natalie: Oh my God...
BluestBlood: This was a better idea in theory. *pushes Gabe and Natalie so they swing a little bit*
Natalie: I'm getting a little nauseous.
Gabe: Wimp.
Me: Have you guys seen plot bunnies running around?
Henry: My leg hurts. *looks to the trap*
Gabe: You're helpful.
Me: Huh...Natalie you're smart. What attracts a plot bunny?
Natalie: I don't know! What the fuck is a plot bunny?
Me: A bunny that visits you and leaves you plot points! It's like the Easter bunny only cooler!
Natalie: Well, then shouldn't you be like asleep or something?
Me: YES! *pretends to sleep*
Henry: This is uncomfortable.
Me: SLEEP! *lies on the ground*
Gabe: If I swing at the right time I could spit on her face...
Me: I'll do something awful to you. You know that.
Gabe: Yeah...
Natalie: *makes the whipping sound*
Gabe: *swings into Natalie*
Henry: DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!
Me: SHHHH!
Gabe: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE PLOT BUNNY!
Me: *broken hearted* Wh-What?
Gabe: They don't exist...
Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Natalie: Nice job...
BluestBlood: Don't listen to him! He's just in denial!
Gabe: I am not!
Natalie: Yeah, uh, Plot Bunnies exist! For sure. Right, Henry?
Henry: N-*sees Natalie's face* Yeeesss! Can you let me out?
Me: Mayhaps. Plot bunnies are real, and our search will not end until we find them!
Gabe: *mutters* This week just keeps getting longer...
BluestBlood: YEAH! LET'S HUNT SOME PLOT BUNNIES!
Gabe: Wait. Are you guys leaving us?
Me: Yeah.
Natalie: But we're still trapped here.
Me: Oh, that's ok! If you see a bear, just be really still and it won't rip out your insides.
*Me and BluestBlood hike off*
Henry: I'm scared.
Gabe: I can't feel my fingers...or my toes...
Natalie: I'm nauseous.
Henry: Lions, and Tigers, and bears...
All: Oh my.
Dr. Fine: I love hiking! Don't you?
Dr. Madden: No.
Gabe: Oh no. This is a problem. Do we really want their help...?
Natalie: It's either that or get eaten by a bear.
Henry: Bears don't eat people...do they?
Dr. Fine: OOH! Are you guys having a party?
Gabe: Yeah.
Dr. Fine: Oh, then we'll go...
Gabe: NO YOU IDIOT! We're plot bunny bait!
Henry: Is THAT what we are?
Gabe: Who knows...
Dr. Madden: Plot bunnies are like the main food group of the Clan. It's intense.
Natalie: Great...
Henry: I really don't want to get eaten by a plot bunny.
Gabe: Neither do it.
Dr. Madden: You really don't. They're pretty darn vicious.
Dr. Fine: Yeah! With like...razor sharp teeth...
Natalie: You're joking right?
Dr. Madden: My dear children...Would we lie to you?
Henry: Yes.
*loud rumbling followed by screams*
Gabe: What was that?
Me: RUN! ITS THE PLOT BUNNY!
All: AHHHHHHH!
Dr. Madden: No. That's Diana.
Me: Oh.
BluestBlood: OH MY GOSH...It was so scary, you wouldn't believe it! *hides behind Dr. Fine*
Dr. Fine: Heh. *stands up straighter* I'll protect her!
Gabe: *sarcastically* Thanks, I was so worried... *is hit by an acorn* Ow!
Diana: Hi gang! *tugs Dan out from behind a bush* We thought we'd join you!
Dan: She did. I wanted to stay home.
Natalie: Hey dad.
Dan: *sees Henry on the ground and Natalie in the air* Huh. They're actually far enough apart. I approve.
Diana: So...what's going on. IS THIS A PARTY?
Me: Nope! We're hunting plot bunnies!
Diana: Wow...I sure hope you're wearing your anti-plot bunny protective garments.
Me: THAT'S WHAT IT IS!
Henry: Huh?
Me: MY PROTECTIVE GARMENTS ARE ON!
Henry: So you're gonna strip?
Natalie: Someone slap him for me.
Gabe: *attempts to* OH COME ON!
Dan: *slaps Henry* Anything else?
Natalie: Nope. We're good.
Me: No. I'm not gonna strip. What do I look like? Mimi Marquez?
Gabe: Hell no...
Me: No! I'm gonna remove my protective garment!
Gabe: So you're stripping.
BluestBlood: WHY MUST YOU BOYS BE SO PERVERTED?
Gabe: WHY IS SHE STRIPPING?
Dr. Fine: Plot bunnies aren't pedophiles, are they?
Dr. Madden: No. Why do you ask?
Dr. Fine: I dunno...everyone's talking about stripping.
Me: My protective garment is my cape!
Natalie: You're not wearing a cape.
Me: It's invisible! Like you!
Natalie: Someone slap her.
Dan: *goes to slap*
BluestBlood: PUT THAT HAND AWAY DANIEL!
Dan: *obliges*
Me: WHEEE! *tosses invisible cape away*
Plot bunnies: *come hopping over*
Dr. Fine: Awww! They're fluffy!
Dr. Madden: It's a trap...
Dr. Fine: HOYL CRAP!
Me: *counting plot bunnies* Huh...i'm missing one...WHERE'S THE "FEELING ELECTRIC" PLOT BUNNY?
Dr. Madden: *whistles*
Me: GIMME!
Dr. Madden: NO! I'm sick of that story! IT'S WRONG!
Me: GIVE ME THE BUNNY!
Plot Bunny: *gets away*
Me: NOOOO!
BluestBlood: That sucks.
Me: *bangs head against tree* IT'S HOPELESS!
Gabe: Can we get down now?
A/N: Ehh...awkward ending...
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