I'm sure you've heard the tales

Of Bruce Irvin and Leo and Asuka Kazama

But have you heard

Of the most famous fist fighter of all?

Hwoarang the fighting Korean

Has short red hair

And if you ever poked it

Hwoarang would knock you out

Jin Kazama

Used to taunt him

But now Hwoarang beat him

So he's the top dog

One rather red night

The Iron Fist Tournament was held

And though Hwoarang got bruised and bloody

He won the prize money

So now Hwoarang runs the Zaibatsu

With everyone at his beck and call

Hwoarang the fighting Korean

You'll go down in history


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