"I'm so fucking done." Living on this meteor is the most impossible thing anyone has ever forced upon you. The fucking humans were overly obsessed with their own self important ramblings and the fucking transmogrifiers were just plain hoofbeast manure. You were seriously considering a full on melt down when that Strider douche bag decided to interrupt your mind, mid-ramble. "Hey Karkles, you look like one of your shitty troll movies just got put through a blender."
"A what?" Never mind you didn't have time for Striders bullshit, that bastard drove you up the fucking wall. Besides it was almost assured that he was just trying to piss you off, being the total hipster douche he was.
"You know Karkitten, those clear containers you use to destroy things. With a whizzing metal blade at the bottom... oh wait I just described you."
Yup, you fucking hate that asshole with every fiber of your being.
Dave's fingers curled around the sheets, Karkat's body was hot like a small sun being pushed tight against his body. His breath hitched, he couldn't keep this up it felt like his entire calm exterior was crumbling into a million pieces. His head lulled back as Karkat's teeth nipped along his neck. This could not be happening, he shuddered breathing heavier as the nubby horned troll's hand worked it's way down to the waist of his jeans. He didn't like Karkat, not his attitude or his loud ass comments but he hadn't been able to resist the Alternian predator when he'd come crashing into his respite block. It had all been so sudden, he'd been chilling on his bed with some wierd trollian history book from kan when his door flew open and Karkat whipped through like a torpedo and slammed him against the matress. "Jeeez Vantas what got into you, one to many sopor shots with the juggalo?". "Shut it stridick before I shut it for you". "Oh man karkitten whatcha gonna do make me watch shitty romcoms with you"? That's when the world went dark and Dave thought he'd be nursing a bloody nose the rest of his night. Instead their were five sharp pricks against his mouth as Karkat pulled him in for a hard fang filled kiss.
"Oh god" Dave gasped into Karkat's mouth as the other's hand palmed him through his jeans. He could feel his own arousal and he wanted to push Karkat off, wanted to run, but mostly he wanted more.