Okay, this is a completely random entry into this fandom. I don't even watch this show, I just caught a rerun of 'Jackie Bags Hyde' and loved their chemistry. So I did a little research (okay, a lot of research) and decided to take a stab at writing them.

When Hyde Met Jackie

It's a long ride to the concert and so far, it has been made in a relatively uncomfortable silence. Hyde, relaxing with his eyes closed behind his ever-present sunglasses, has almost – almost – drowned out his surroundings and entered a zen state of mind when Kelso's idiot date clears her throat, stretches past him to shut the radio static off, and claps her hands.

"Let's play a getting-to-know-you game!" she suggests perkily.

"Oh, I don't know, Jackie," Kelso laughs, glancing nervously at the rest of the group. "I think we might be –"

"Michael." The tone is a warning. "This car ride is very long and very boring and I do not like being bored. And if you're not going to entertain me, I'll just do it myself."

Hyde snorts and contemplates making a masturbation reference, then decides not to bother since she won't get it, anyway. Kelso, cowed by her remark and the 'go along with this or just see how soon you get any' stare that went with it, wisely shuts up.

"Good! Okay. So a few summer ago at cheer camp, I learned a really easy one. All you have to do is think of an adjective that describes you …"

"Sexy!" Fez calls out, tittering to himself.

Jackie pauses only long enough to shoot him a look of absolute disdain. "… that also starts with the same letter as your first name. It's fun! I'll start. Let's see ... jumping Jackie! Because I'm a cheerleader, get it!"

"Jumping Jackie?" Hyde repeats incredulously and everyone but Eric, extremely intent on the road and not wrecking his precious new baby, turn their eyes towards him. "What? It sounds like a cheap porno, that's all I'm saying."

The cheerleader in question harrumphs, but doesn't give him the satisfaction of a response. Hyde isn't exactly disappointed, any retort she could've come up would probably be lame, but still, he thinks it would have been fun to watch her flounder.

"Anyway," Jackie continues, and turns to the boy who's responsible for her being wedged in the backseat of an ugly car with a sex-crazed foreign boy who has repeatedly touched her knee and then licked his fingers. "Ladies first, so Donna's next."

As if to rub her vast leg room in Jackie's face, Donna rests her feet on the dash of the Vista Cruiser and contemplates her bare toes. "I don't know," she muses, "What's a good 'D' word?"

"Delightful," Eric pipes up, still not tearing his eyes from the road. He does, however, release his white-knuckled, ten-and-two grip on the steering wheel to high-five Donna as she exclaims, "Good one, Eric! Delightful Donna it is!"

"No fair, they cheated," Fez protests. "No helping."

"Just another example of the world's unfairness, Fez," Hyde chimes in, "Welcome to America."

"Okay." Jackie leans across Fez, and only Hyde notices that the boy takes the opportunity to ogle down her shirt. "You go."

"Me?" He peers at her over his glasses, careful to maintain eye contact instead of following Fez's lead. "Are you serious?"

"Of course." Her expression is expectant, brows arched over intensely blue eyes as she waits for him to do as she demands. "C'mon, big shot, how would you describe yourself in one word?"

God help him, but he actually does give it a moment's thought. The only thing that comes to mind is … "Unconventional," he declares, with the internal justification that having his adjective start with 'U' attests to the fact that it's the perfect one.

"Hyde broke the ruuules," Kelso sings under his breath, and Eric snickers from the driver's seat, "Uh-oh."

"Oh, come on, nothing good starts with 'H'," he shrugs off, staring out his window at the flat scenery.

"Handsome," Fez suggests, his hand coming dangerously close to caressing Hyde's curls, stopped only by the menacing look on the larger boy's face.

"Wait a minute," says Jackie, and everyone freezes, including Hyde, who is in the middle of making a fist to better threaten Fez with. "Your first name can't be Hyde. That's too cruel."

"It's Steven," he answers gruffly, avoiding her gaze.

"So you need an 'S' word." She leans to tap his head lightly, in a gesture of 'duh, stupid'. "Like, sarcastic. Or stoic. Or … suspicious, or something."

Silence falls as everyone waits for Hyde's reaction. Finally, he clears his throat, his expression carefully blank as he agrees, "Yeah, sure, one of those will work."

"No fair," Fez complains. "Hyde got an easy one."

"Uh-oh," Eric says again.

"What is it?" Donna asks.

"No, no, no, my baby, don't do this," Eric pleads as the car begins to sputter and shake. He pulls over and they all spill out of the car to inspect the damage, Jackie's game long forgotten.

It is only much later, when the concert has ended and they are on their way home, that Eric realizes out loud, "Hey! I never got to pick an adjective to describe me!"

And Hyde realizes that Jackie managed to describe him in three words, within seconds of meeting him. And although he doesn't know what that means about him, or her, he also realizes … he liked it.