Episode 1: Introduction
An empty set. Enter Narrator.
NARRATOR: Once there was a young boy. His name was... Texas.
STAGE MANAGER: Er, that's Walker. Because, you see, he has to end up as Walker, Texas...
NARRATOR: QUIET! I alone will determine his name!
STAGE MANAGER: Sorry.
NARRATOR: His parents were CRUEL! AND THEY NAMED HIM TEXAS! Anyway, this boy grew up, in his home state of... er... Walker... to be a gunslinger. Not just any gunslinger, mind you. The greatest gunslinger in the west! He was known as... TEXAS, WALKER RANGER!
An empty set. Enter Narrator.
NARRATOR: Once there was a young boy. His name was... Texas.
STAGE MANAGER: Er, that's Walker. Because, you see, he has to end up as Walker, Texas...
NARRATOR: QUIET! I alone will determine his name!
STAGE MANAGER: Sorry.
NARRATOR: His parents were CRUEL! AND THEY NAMED HIM TEXAS! Anyway, this boy grew up, in his home state of... er... Walker... to be a gunslinger. Not just any gunslinger, mind you. The greatest gunslinger in the west! He was known as... TEXAS, WALKER RANGER!