All right! Okay, I know this has been done about sixty *billion* times before, and my quotes aren't *incredibly* original, but they made *me* laugh! There aren't too many, but...hopefully they're funny. :D And, yes, I realize that I did more quotes for some than others but...some people are just easier to pick on! I apologize for the bad language in some of them, but ya gotta admit, it's funny to see some of them swear. Alright, I'll stop now, before I have more author's notes than text.
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1. Jean: Aw, fuck this. (*kisses Scott*)
2. Kitty: (*phases into Kurt's room*) Oh my God! I, like, totally *love* the Beatles!
3. Sabretooth and Wolverine: (*growl at the same time*)
Wolverine: (*stops fighting and points at Sabretooth*) Jinx!
4. Kurt: That's it! I'm so sick of being a nice guy! From now on, I'm going to be an asshole!
Rogue: Never thought I'd see the day.
Kurt: I'll prove it! (*BAMFs behind Kitty and pulls her ponytail*)
5. Wolverine: I'll have a Kool-Aid.
6. Quicksilver (bragging to a group of girls): Yeah, and I'm going on a diet. No more sugar for me.
7. Scott: (*yells from the bathroom*) Holy *crap*! There goes the pole that was up my ass!
8. Beast: (*shuts up*)
9. Toad: (*takes a shower*)
10. Toad: I'm sorry I'm so disgusting, guys! It just comes with the whole 'Toad' thing, ya know? Listen, from now on, I'll clean up the boardinghouse.
11. Kurt: (*in his supreme asshole state*) Professor, you know, you are really stupid. All you do is keep secrets from us and tell us what to do.
Professor: You know what, Kurt?! Maybe I'm just a little *sick* of all you *fuckin' kids* wandering around my *mansion*!
Kurt (runs off to tell the rest of the group): Hey, guys! Check it out! The Professor's as bad as Magneto!
12. Tabby: (*stops being such a slut*)
13. Kitty (to Rogue): You know what? Your brother is *damn hot*! I'm gonna go make out with him *right now*! (Note: 'bout time she noticed how *cute* he is!)
14. Wolverine (to Sabretooth): Listen, before we fight, I was wondering...would you like a cigar?
15. Scott: Geez, Wolverine, can't we have a day off from training?! Let us be normal teenagers for once! (*turns to everybody in their costumes*) C'mon, guys, let's go to the mall!
16. Rogue: Disco....FEVER!!!! (*dances*)
17. Storm: Hey, everybody! We're having a hair-dying party today! No school for you! Now, who wants to help me turn my hair pink?
18. Evan: (*stops being such an obnoxious little brat*)
19. Evan: (*throws down skateboard*) That's it, I've had it! No more boarding for me! From now on, I'm going to devote my life to studying Shakespeare! (*picks up book*) Damn, do I wish I were Mercutio...
20. Fred: Did you know that a majority of people in America are now *at least* twenty pounds overweight? That makes them obese, you know. So, in truth, you people are at a more freakish weight than I am. (*points at them and laughs heartily*) Weirdos!
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So whaddaya think? Funny? Please review, but no flames, please (I've had enough of *those* to last a lifetime - even if I *have* only had two...hee-hee)! Just tell me what you think, and if enough people like 'em, then maybe I'll consider doing a second installment...hint, hint, wink, wink. :D
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1. Jean: Aw, fuck this. (*kisses Scott*)
2. Kitty: (*phases into Kurt's room*) Oh my God! I, like, totally *love* the Beatles!
3. Sabretooth and Wolverine: (*growl at the same time*)
Wolverine: (*stops fighting and points at Sabretooth*) Jinx!
4. Kurt: That's it! I'm so sick of being a nice guy! From now on, I'm going to be an asshole!
Rogue: Never thought I'd see the day.
Kurt: I'll prove it! (*BAMFs behind Kitty and pulls her ponytail*)
5. Wolverine: I'll have a Kool-Aid.
6. Quicksilver (bragging to a group of girls): Yeah, and I'm going on a diet. No more sugar for me.
7. Scott: (*yells from the bathroom*) Holy *crap*! There goes the pole that was up my ass!
8. Beast: (*shuts up*)
9. Toad: (*takes a shower*)
10. Toad: I'm sorry I'm so disgusting, guys! It just comes with the whole 'Toad' thing, ya know? Listen, from now on, I'll clean up the boardinghouse.
11. Kurt: (*in his supreme asshole state*) Professor, you know, you are really stupid. All you do is keep secrets from us and tell us what to do.
Professor: You know what, Kurt?! Maybe I'm just a little *sick* of all you *fuckin' kids* wandering around my *mansion*!
Kurt (runs off to tell the rest of the group): Hey, guys! Check it out! The Professor's as bad as Magneto!
12. Tabby: (*stops being such a slut*)
13. Kitty (to Rogue): You know what? Your brother is *damn hot*! I'm gonna go make out with him *right now*! (Note: 'bout time she noticed how *cute* he is!)
14. Wolverine (to Sabretooth): Listen, before we fight, I was wondering...would you like a cigar?
15. Scott: Geez, Wolverine, can't we have a day off from training?! Let us be normal teenagers for once! (*turns to everybody in their costumes*) C'mon, guys, let's go to the mall!
16. Rogue: Disco....FEVER!!!! (*dances*)
17. Storm: Hey, everybody! We're having a hair-dying party today! No school for you! Now, who wants to help me turn my hair pink?
18. Evan: (*stops being such an obnoxious little brat*)
19. Evan: (*throws down skateboard*) That's it, I've had it! No more boarding for me! From now on, I'm going to devote my life to studying Shakespeare! (*picks up book*) Damn, do I wish I were Mercutio...
20. Fred: Did you know that a majority of people in America are now *at least* twenty pounds overweight? That makes them obese, you know. So, in truth, you people are at a more freakish weight than I am. (*points at them and laughs heartily*) Weirdos!
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So whaddaya think? Funny? Please review, but no flames, please (I've had enough of *those* to last a lifetime - even if I *have* only had two...hee-hee)! Just tell me what you think, and if enough people like 'em, then maybe I'll consider doing a second installment...hint, hint, wink, wink. :D