Yay! Another wacky story to prove how crazy me and my friends are. This story was written by my friend Yibran(a.k.a., Yibranisha) and I! ENJOY!
Love, Gossipsoundsgood
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Today I woke up but, I was dead. I had a dream that I could fly but, I got shot by the FBI. So I went to heaven. But, I got kicked out of heaven like Charlie in, 'All Dogs Go To Heaven' and came back to life. My body feels all weird so I went to eat a milkshake(Yibran, can you EAT a milkshake?{yes you can!})
Oh, I forgot to mention my name is Wingashrunchamaia Johnson. Just joking my name is Draco Malfoy. Or am I joking? Mahahahahahahahaha(nice evil laughter dude!{thanks}) Actually it's just Draco. I walked to the store yesterday and I got a bag of chiulps. After that I jumped on a taxi.( it was still going.) the taxi driver then saw me and hit me with a baseball bat. Thanks to my awesome karate skills I blocked none of them. I only had a broken leg and rob so I jogged into the dog park. Then, a dog came up to me and bit my leg. I kicked the owner and SHE picked up her puppy with the pink bow and called the muskers( pole leave ) Next thing you know, 10 pre-k kids came up dressed as cops. One very little and fragile little girl shot me with a taser gun but, missed and shot Waterbottleisha while she was training penguins to twerk.( if your confused on who Waterbottleisha is, see my other story called 'the story of Ron Weasley and Waterbottleisha')...
...To be continued...
...or not! {; ) ... The good thing was that the penguins were people dressed as penguins, not real penguins so the pre-k cops took them to jail for life. YIBRANISHA! I then called the EPA because they were penguins in people costumes that were in penguins suits. The people went to jail and got shot and died twerking. YIBRANISHA! REALLY?!This is getting outta hand!
Okay so the people-penguins get out and twerk forever. They got out because of a man who is awesome, is a booosss, is strong, is a lawyer and is rich. His name is Yibran Boss Chavez. WHATEVER LAME!
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Hey! In your review, include how many comas you see in my space lines made out of periods., and I'll give you five house points to any house you choose!(if your correct of course) which ever house has thine most points at the end of June wins!
A/n; okay another weird story which should have made you smile at least once is complete! *sits back and marvels at work from two years ago* this is lame. Thanks for reading it! *sobs into notebook of lame stories and journal entries and then giggles like Bellatrix Lestrange!*
... And I'm not a beggar but you could probably guess what I would say here if I was.*points nonchalantly at the review panel*
Love, Gossipsoundsgood